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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston at Curtis Brown. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett at RCW

Joined October 2008
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    Caitlin Moran Verified account ‏@caitlinmoran 10 Jul 2013

    Sometimes, in my darkest moments, I think, "Maybe it's not that important for you to make the kids like chickpeas.Maybe yr wasting yr time."

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      1. Jenny Colgan ‏@jennycolgan 10 Jul 2013

        @caitlinmoran They'd like it my way, promise: http://www.beyond.fr/food/soccadenice.html …

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      3. Caitlin Moran ‏@caitlinmoran 10 Jul 2013

        @jennycolgan except I have to cook them in a fucking SPACESHIP or something

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      4. Jenny Colgan ‏@jennycolgan 10 Jul 2013

        @caitlinmoran should have mentioned substitute "rocket" for "very hot frying pan"

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    1. Lindy West ‏@thelindywest 10 Jul 2013

      @caitlinmoran OURS ONLY WANT TO EAT BREAD WHY ONLY BREAD WHY

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    2. Tovah Olson ‏@Tovah 10 Jul 2013

      @caitlinmoran my girl loves hummus. Close enough for me.

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    3. Hamish Thompson ‏@HamishMThompson 10 Jul 2013

      @caitlinmoran Call them baby potatoes. It worked for me.

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    4. The Little Escape ‏@thelittleescape 10 Jul 2013

      Never give in to those dark thoughts! @caitlinmoran think of The Hummus!

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    5. Sandra ‏@sannypan 10 Jul 2013

      @caitlinmoran Nobody can be that bad that they deserve to be made to like chickpeas!!

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    6. #slamittotheleft ‏@StevesCorner 10 Jul 2013

      @caitlinmoran do you allow your children to socialise with children that don't eat chickpeas?

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    7. Don Lyall ‏@Don_lyall 10 Jul 2013

      @caitlinmoran It's just the god of chickpeas trialling you. Like how god teased Moses.

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    8. Evelyn Hewett ‏@Mimi_Evelyn 10 Jul 2013

      @caitlinmoran never give in! Fight the war down to the last lentil!

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    9. Nooneofinterest ‏@Amnesia_Louisa 10 Jul 2013

      @caitlinmoran chickpea burritos. *smiles like our lady then leaves*.

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    10. Katie Kelly ‏@katieandjulian 10 Jul 2013

      @caitlinmoran just spent a confused few moments wondering how one could make children resemble chickpeas before I caught on #longday

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    11. Karen Redfern ‏@KarenRedfern2 10 Jul 2013

      @caitlinmoran You definitely come to chickpeas later in life. My daughter ate zilch, now eats gourmet incl&espesh chickpeas #kids!

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    12. Samantha Richardson ‏@sampootree 10 Jul 2013 Glasgow City, Scotland

      @caitlinmoran never EVER think that Caitlin Moran. Force feed them. What would Yotam do? I feel strongly about this.

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    13. babs knightley short ‏@babsknightley 10 Jul 2013

      @caitlinmoran that way madness lies.....

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    14. Nicholas James Poad ‏@nickjamespoad 10 Jul 2013

      @caitlinmoran Slather them in ketchup. Done.

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    15. Fiona Harris ‏@Charity_Case_ 10 Jul 2013

      @caitlinmoran children: urgh there are chick peas in that, they're gross. Me: they're Spanish nuts, they're delish. They weren't fooled.

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    16. Alice Birch ‏@AliceEleanorB 10 Jul 2013

      @caitlinmoran never surrender chickpeas are incredible for god's sake hummus alone is worth it - have you tried chickpeas and chorizo #WIN

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    17. Amanda Yeardsley ‏@AmandaYeardsley 10 Jul 2013

      @caitlinmoran Daughter refuses to eat chickpeas, but loves houmous. The lemon and coriander kind. Also hates lemons. And coriander.

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