It looks like you're writing an erotic fiction about me. Did you need me to describe my sexual needs? ○ Yes ○ Nopic.twitter.com/BJPnsUbaoz
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[Clicking 'Yes' repeatedly]...
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A piece of wire with a kink?
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Something, something bent his wire through her flat loops and they held each other together.
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@caitlinmoran Obligatory XKCD link https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rule_34.png … /Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Rule 34: if you can think of it, someone on the internet has written fanfiction of it. https://fanlore.org/wiki/Rule_34
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Aaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahaha
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"Hey! It looks like you're a bit hazy on the location of the clitoris! Would you like help?"
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It’s part of a trilogy with Tetris blocks and the Apple Watch - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/151146657X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_1vR2BbPED7G81 …
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Nnnnooooooo. Made of wrong.
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Chuck Tingle does an impressive line in surreal erotica too. There's a podcast and everything. https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00UYC1ASU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_p5Q2Bb4F8CC2K …
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You can't argue with his political commentary (I didn't know there was a podcast, thank you!)pic.twitter.com/kHF5IPoO84
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