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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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Joined October 2008

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Nov 1

    Caitlin Moran Retweeted Matt Fallaize

    WHOAHhttps://twitter.com/MattFallaize/status/1057774929372999682 …

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    Matt Fallaize @MattFallaize
    Replying to @caitlinmoran
    But how about erotic fiction devoted to the paperclip from Microsoft Office? https://www.amazon.com/Conquered-Clippy-Erotic-Digital-Desires-ebook/dp/B00UJ01WBW …
    12:40 AM - 1 Nov 2018
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      2. Pawkeshup‏ @Pawkeshup Nov 1
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        It looks like you're writing an erotic fiction about me. Did you need me to describe my sexual needs? ○ Yes ○ Nopic.twitter.com/BJPnsUbaoz

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Sam Salter‏ @Sam_D_Salter Nov 1
        Replying to @Pawkeshup @caitlinmoran

        [Clicking 'Yes' repeatedly]...

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      1. CheGuava‏ @CheGuava99 Nov 1
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        A piece of wire with a kink?

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      1. Phillip Smith‏ @PhilAtCreamCow Nov 1
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        Something, something bent his wire through her flat loops and they held each other together.

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      1. Rob Frize‏ @Rob_Frize Nov 5
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        @caitlinmoran Obligatory XKCD link https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rule_34.png … /

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      1. Avi Rappoport‏ @avirr Nov 1
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        Rule 34: if you can think of it, someone on the internet has written fanfiction of it. https://fanlore.org/wiki/Rule_34 

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      1. Betsy Benn‏ @BetsyBenn Nov 1
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        Aaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahaha

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      1. Sam Salter‏ @Sam_D_Salter Nov 1
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        "Hey! It looks like you're a bit hazy on the location of the clitoris! Would you like help?"

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      1. Shaun McAlister‏ @spam2202 Nov 1
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        It’s part of a trilogy with Tetris blocks and the Apple Watch - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/151146657X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_1vR2BbPED7G81 …

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      1. Ciaran O'Rourke‏ @doalty Nov 1
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Nnnnooooooo. Made of wrong.

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      2. Tony Conway‏ @tonypconway Nov 1
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Chuck Tingle does an impressive line in surreal erotica too. There's a podcast and everything. https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00UYC1ASU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_p5Q2Bb4F8CC2K …

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      3. R ✨‏ @thisisrachii Nov 1
        Replying to @tonypconway @caitlinmoran

        You can't argue with his political commentary (I didn't know there was a podcast, thank you!)pic.twitter.com/kHF5IPoO84

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