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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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Joined October 2008

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 31

    Ach KNACKERS, Twitter's pretty certain that having Irish great grandparents doesn't get me an Irish passport. BLOODY BREXIT GOD DAMN YOU I JUST WANT A NOT-BRITISH PASSPORT.

    3:28 AM - 31 Oct 2018
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    220 replies 61 retweets 1,187 likes
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      2. John-Paul‏ @Oriel__ Oct 31
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        One, you just used a slur, congrats. Two, Irish law is far more certain than Twitter and it says no. Three, even if you did qualify, the fact you're acting so entitled means you can fuck right off. Ireland doesn't want or need you.

        3 replies 1 retweet 49 likes
      3. Sleepypirate‏ @BunkoPirate Oct 31
        Replying to @Oriel__ @caitlinmoran

        Cop on lad, the word can be a slur, its also a synonym for balls. Also there are far more Irish outside Ireland than in, as a people we take advantage of the opportunity and freedom provided by other nations. I dont see entitlement here, just frustration.

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      4. John-Paul‏ @Oriel__ Oct 31
        Replying to @BunkoPirate @caitlinmoran

        You're assuming she wanted an Irish passport to move here. She just wants one so she has an EU passport when going on holidays. That's entitlement. The Irish who move abroad do so to work, enjoy new cultures and bring something to the country they go to. She isnt going to do that

        3 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
      5. Sleepypirate‏ @BunkoPirate Oct 31
        Replying to @Oriel__ @caitlinmoran

        Entitlement is different to wanting something dude. You are assuming nothing she does already impacts Ireland or its culture.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. John-Paul‏ @Oriel__ Oct 31
        Replying to @BunkoPirate @caitlinmoran

        Screaming "I JUST WANT A NON BRITISH PASSPORT" shows that she doesn't give two fucks about any country so long as she gets one of their passports. She doesn't care about Ireland yet is throwing a fit because Ireland is saying no to her. That's textbook entitlement mate.

        3 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
      7. Elizabeth Berrington‏ @Lizzieredhair Nov 1
        Replying to @Oriel__ @BunkoPirate @caitlinmoran

        She is HAVING A LAUGH! And you know she is! She’s having A LAUGH at HER expense! and you know she is! A LAUGH at the PATHETIC STATE Brits with proud Irish ancestry, proud to be European and desperate about Brexit find themselves in! And you know she is!

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      8. Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Nov 1
        Replying to @Lizzieredhair @Oriel__ @BunkoPirate

        Hahah Elizabeth, I love you. Thank God someone still remembers the LIGHT HEARTED SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOUR we used to have, before the internet SET ITSELF ON FIRE

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Helen Guinane‏ @HelenGuinane Oct 31
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I think you should edit your post, the second word is highly offensive to the Irish Traveller community

        6 replies 1 retweet 82 likes
      3. Ann Doherty‏ @hippyundercover Oct 31
        Replying to @HelenGuinane @caitlinmoran

        Hmmmmm, only insulting in certain context - and it's clearly not being used in that context here. People are just a little too sensitive these days

        5 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. Helen Guinane‏ @HelenGuinane Oct 31
        Replying to @hippyundercover @caitlinmoran

        Caitlin wants an Irish passport, I am assuming she doesn't want to use what is a racist slur in Ireland. It's not sensitivity, it's information

        5 replies 0 retweets 47 likes
      5. George Masterson 🇪🇺‏ @GeorgeMasterson Oct 31
        Replying to @HelenGuinane @hippyundercover @caitlinmoran

        FYI it’s also a descriptor for someone who works in a knackery, or the equivalent to the Aussie word boggan. Context is everything.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Dara O'Reilly‏ @Dara_bhur_gCara Oct 31
        Replying to @GeorgeMasterson @HelenGuinane and

        Not really. All derivations of "knacker," are from "an eichoir" which is both the pejorative term for an Irish traveller and the slang term for someone who slaughters and renders broken-down horses. Because they were historically very often the same people.

        5 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      7. Lynyrd Cohyn‏ @lynyrd_cohyn Nov 1
        Replying to @Dara_bhur_gCara @GeorgeMasterson and

        "The word is of uncertain origin, possibly from a dialectal survival of a Scandinavian word represented by Old Norse hnakkur "saddle," related to hnakki "back of the neck," and thus possibly related to neck (n.). Most often used in weakened sense of "to tire out" (1883)"

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Dara O'Reilly‏ @Dara_bhur_gCara Nov 1
        Replying to @lynyrd_cohyn @GeorgeMasterson and

        I've seen that explanation in the past, but i don't find it terribly convincing. The word "possibly" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. But, you know, etymology is an imprecise discipline, so whatever gets you through the night.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Dara O'Reilly‏ @Dara_bhur_gCara Nov 1
        Replying to @Dara_bhur_gCara @lynyrd_cohyn and

        What is well-established is the direct equivalence in the Irish language between the word for someone who slaughters and renders broken-down horses and the pejorative term for traveller, and the fact that "knacker," to refer to a traveller is considered hate speech.

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Nichola Hughes‏ @nichola_hughes Nov 1
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Just a thot tho why don’t u get the form and read all the conditions and see if any apply.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Nov 1
        Replying to @nichola_hughes

        Because, OBVIOUSLY, my Tweet was designed to be read by Dana and Bono, who would then blag me in *taps forehead*

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Jess Phillips‏Verified account @jessphillips Oct 31
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        My husband believes he is the only Brummie without any heritage elsewhere, he is also furious

        17 replies 2 retweets 60 likes
      3. Antony Waltho‏ @tony_waltho Oct 31
        Replying to @jessphillips @caitlinmoran

        No, he is not alone, apparently I can be traced back to the stone age or something, I will probably be a UKIP MEP in the next life knowing my luck.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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