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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 31

    Getting ready for an exciting, successful Brexit by trying to get an Irish passport, like millions of others. I've got Irish great-grandparents; who do I need to blow to get one?

    2:27 AM - 31 Oct 2018
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    173 replies 65 retweets 1,346 likes
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      2. Sinead Corr‏ @Indy_Sinead Oct 31
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Possibly easier to get divorced and marry a European. (Great-grandparents are too far back, unfortunately).

        1 reply 2 retweets 6 likes
      3. Martin Boyle‏ @martinjboyle Oct 31
        Replying to @Indy_Sinead @caitlinmoran

        Sadly not even an Irish spouse will get you one. I’ve tried!

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Mark Radcliffe‏ @markacradcliffe Oct 31
        Replying to @martinjboyle @Indy_Sinead @caitlinmoran

        I know, my wife can get one, my daughter can get one but I can't it's a wee bit 'leave me here, go ahead and save yourselves' with a mumbled 'I used to have a pair of George Best football boots you know.'

        1 reply 4 retweets 57 likes
      5. William Dunk‏ @W_J_Dunk Oct 31
        Replying to @markacradcliffe @martinjboyle and

        George Bests football boots,would be Northern Irish

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      6. Richard Pope‏ @RichardPope7 Oct 31
        Replying to @W_J_Dunk @markacradcliffe and

        And therefore qualifying for an Irish passport.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      7. William Dunk‏ @W_J_Dunk Oct 31
        Replying to @RichardPope7 @markacradcliffe and

        Really. Northern Irish people qualify for Republic of Ireland passports. Cool

        2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      8. Richard Pope‏ @RichardPope7 Oct 31
        Replying to @W_J_Dunk @markacradcliffe and

        Not sure if you are being sarcastic tbh but yes, people born in N.I. can apply for a passport from the republic.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Ryan Southwell‏ @Corpus2Callosum Oct 31
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        My grandma was a big fan of Daniel O'Donnell so I'm being fast-tracked for an Irish passport.

        3 replies 1 retweet 65 likes
      3. grainnetoher.com‏ @toher_g Oct 31
        Replying to @Corpus2Callosum @caitlinmoran

        You've earned it Ryan.

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      4. Ryan Southwell‏ @Corpus2Callosum Oct 31
        Replying to @toher_g @caitlinmoran

        I certainly have...

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Aisling Bea‏Verified account @WeeMissBea Oct 31
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        You rang?

        2 replies 2 retweets 623 likes
      3. Chris Upton‏ @TrueTreeboy Oct 31
        Replying to @WeeMissBea @caitlinmoran

        If it's that easy I'm adding myself to this queue!

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Jonathan Roberts‏ @jontycrob Oct 31
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I only goes back to grandparents, sorry. I spent a whole spidery afternoon in my Irish mother’s loft looking for marriage, death and birth certificates but just got mine I can now sun my old, retired buns in Spain like I’ve always planned.

        2 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
      3. Rosalind‏ @missrosalindh Oct 31
        Replying to @jontycrob @caitlinmoran

        If my grandmother was born in England but to Irish parents (and in a pub no less), does that cut it?

        6 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Elouise Johnstone‏ @PeeblesEllie Oct 31
        Replying to @missrosalindh @jontycrob @caitlinmoran

        As I understand it only if your parent has claimed Irish citizenship already (pre 1986). I’m currently grieving that my dad didn’t do it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      5. Rosalind‏ @missrosalindh Oct 31
        Replying to @PeeblesEllie @jontycrob @caitlinmoran

        😭😭😭

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Elouise Johnstone‏ @PeeblesEllie Oct 31
        Replying to @missrosalindh @jontycrob @caitlinmoran

        Am only heartened that I live in Scotland (and my son was born in Edinburgh) so I figure I’m pretty safe if an independent Scottish EU passport ever becomes a thing...

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      7. Rosalind‏ @missrosalindh Oct 31
        Replying to @PeeblesEllie @jontycrob @caitlinmoran

        I’m a Geordie so maybe Scotland would be kind enough to take me in ;)

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      8. Wharton Watts  🇪🇺 🇺🇳 🤖 👾 🖖‏ @dublet Oct 31
        Replying to @missrosalindh @PeeblesEllie and

        You'd probably struggle to get into Scotland on an English passport. They probably wouldn't make that mistake again.. 🛂⛔🙃

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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