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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 24

    Caitlin Moran Retweeted The Telegraph

    Whoah. So if this injunction stays in place, I guess we have to ask every leading British businessman if it's them, and then see if they look shifty, or sweaty, or secretly cunty. it's time consuming, but I'm up for it.https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1054842063936720896 …

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    The TelegraphVerified account @Telegraph
    A leading businessman has been granted an injunction against @Telegraph to prevent this newspaper revealing alleged sexual harassment and racial abuse of staff https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/10/23/british-metoo-scandal-cannot-revealed …
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    96 replies 162 retweets 1,407 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Laura Craik‏ @LauraCraik Oct 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Obsessed, and also convinced I know who it is. But I always think this, and am usually wrong.

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Sophie WilkINson‏ @sophwilkinson Oct 24
        Replying to @LauraCraik @caitlinmoran

        I mean I'm UTTERLY convinced of it now, it's so obvious

        5 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. LILY ALLEN‏Verified account @lilyallen Oct 24
        Replying to @sophwilkinson @LauraCraik @caitlinmoran

        Who ? Dm me pls

        1 reply 3 retweets 6 likes
      5. Eva Wiseman‏Verified account @EvaWiseman Oct 24
        Replying to @lilyallen @sophwilkinson and

        (me too)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 24
        Replying to @EvaWiseman @lilyallen and

        AND ME

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      7. Jojo Moyes‏Verified account @jojomoyes Oct 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @EvaWiseman and

        can you just DM all the women, please? As a public service?

        3 replies 0 retweets 75 likes
      8. Sophie WilkINson‏ @sophwilkinson Oct 24
        Replying to @jojomoyes @caitlinmoran and

        HA

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. 3 more replies
      1. BLTP‏ @Gargarin Oct 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I've just checked and The CBI's annual conference is on 19th Nov, might speed things up a bit, we could ask them all at once

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      2. Mr WreckageTechnique‏ @shankfist Oct 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        It's Alan Sugar.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. AndyFov‏ @TheFogg Oct 24
        Replying to @shankfist @caitlinmoran

        It's not a particularly wise move to libel a billionaire, and it won't be him anyway. Look at the world of bother people who speculated about Lord McAlpine got themselves into.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Freddy May‏ @FreddyNeedles Oct 24
        Replying to @TheFogg @shankfist @caitlinmoran

        It definitely is Alan Sugar.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. AndyFov‏ @TheFogg Oct 24
        Replying to @FreddyNeedles @shankfist @caitlinmoran

        I'd still advise being careful. Look at what happened to Sally Bercow and she merely dropped a hint.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Freddy May‏ @FreddyNeedles Oct 24
        Replying to @TheFogg @shankfist @caitlinmoran

        It probably isn't Alan Sugar

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Peter Hutchinson‏ @Catus14 Oct 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Just because I am not a nice person, can we start by asking all the Brexiteer businessmen

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. FTLWit‏ @ftlwit Oct 24
        Replying to @Catus14 @caitlinmoran

        What, all 3 of them?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Peter Hutchinson‏ @Catus14 Oct 24
        Replying to @ftlwit @caitlinmoran

        I meant to say Brexiteer "businessmen", sorry

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. FTLWit‏ @ftlwit Oct 24
        Replying to @Catus14 @caitlinmoran

        I know! But apart from Dyson, Tim Twatface at Wetherspoons and the bloke from JCB are there any leading business people who think Brexit is a remotely good idea?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Peter Hutchinson‏ @Catus14 Oct 24
        Replying to @ftlwit @caitlinmoran

        All of Nadine Dorries' high powered friends in the automotive industry, all of Owen Patterson's high powered friends in agri-chemicals, all of Redwood's high powered friends in areospace.....so...no

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Dr Una McIlvenna  💀 🎶‏ @UnaMcIlvenna Oct 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        The coven is ready. We await your command.pic.twitter.com/Otk9UgwIDQ

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Fin O’Súilleabháin‏ @PlaylistFin Oct 24
        Replying to @UnaMcIlvenna @caitlinmoran

        At the risk of seeming shifty, or even secretly cunty, who the heck is that?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Dr Una McIlvenna  💀 🎶‏ @UnaMcIlvenna Oct 24
        Replying to @PlaylistFin @caitlinmoran

        Who? The secret business man or the witch?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Fin O’Súilleabháin‏ @PlaylistFin Oct 24
        Replying to @UnaMcIlvenna @caitlinmoran

        The witch.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Dr Una McIlvenna  💀 🎶‏ @UnaMcIlvenna Oct 24
        Replying to @PlaylistFin @caitlinmoran

        That’s Maleficent! Played by the divine Angelina Jolie. It was a blockbuster:pic.twitter.com/zIzglI1MCg

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Fin O’Súilleabháin‏ @PlaylistFin Oct 25
        Replying to @UnaMcIlvenna @caitlinmoran

        Now I see it. Truly amazing. I may have to overcome my lifelong aversion to blockbusters and check it out. Songs about public executions is very niche btw. Didn't realize it was a genre - how many are there?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Dr Una McIlvenna  💀 🎶‏ @UnaMcIlvenna Oct 25
        Replying to @PlaylistFin @caitlinmoran

        It’s really good for a blockbuster. I have located many hundreds of execution ballads in every European language. Still trying to finish the book, but you can explore my still-under-construction database: https://omeka.cloud.unimelb.edu.au/execution-ballads/ …

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Fin O’Súilleabháin‏ @PlaylistFin Oct 26
        Replying to @UnaMcIlvenna @caitlinmoran

        Thanks, I will. Looks great - you and your collaborator have done a fabulous job on it. I take it the 'Tunes' page will grow as you go. Being a recorder player (atrocious, but I don't inflict myself) I'll be having a go at them - already know some from Playford and elsewhere.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      10. End of conversation

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