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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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Joined October 2008

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 18

    Caitlin Moran Retweeted Irene

    AWWWWWWWWhttps://twitter.com/ahsurewell/status/1052974466567954437 …

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    Irene @ahsurewell
    Replying to @ollylambert @caitlinmoran
    Tell him. You might just make his day. My son is 11, growing his hair long & getting a lot of stick from peers. Yesterday he wanted to cut it all off. Today, in a queue, a random man behind him said "love your hair, I always wanted to grow mine like that." He was over the moon.
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      2. Bianca Hanbury-Morris‏ @bianca_morris Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        @ahsurewell This is my husband. He has gorgeous hair. People still give him stick for it but the worthwhile ones think it's v cool. This photo was taken the day he closed a big funding round for a company he founded. Tell your son he'll do great things- and we'd back him any day.pic.twitter.com/XFdU9eYoi5

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      3. Bianca Hanbury-Morris‏ @bianca_morris Oct 18
        Replying to @bianca_morris @caitlinmoran @ahsurewell

        ps. You're a great mum @ahsurewell pps. I don't suppose your son is on Twitter yet? My husband @matt_hanbury wants to follow him.

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      1. ℳtine  🦄‏ @mtinebosj Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I’ve been reading your mentions throughout the day and my faith in humanity is slowly restoring. ❤️

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      1. TafftheVoice‏ @TafftheVoice Oct 18
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        Tis hard. I grew mine from 14...by then I was used to being called a 'Smelly'. (Sweet/Aggressive term for a rock fan at my comp) Recently in the car, saw a whiteish kid of 15 with Mahoosive hair. Couldn't resist. Window down, 'Excellent Fro mate' He said Ta, maybe unused to a 👍

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      1. Susan Jones‏ @sujo777 Oct 18
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        @caitlinmoran I think you might have actually fixed Twitter. This is possibly the first day ever that Twitter hasn’t convinced me that we are all doomed!! Joyful thread ❤️

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      1. Matthew Baxter‏ @maggot_matt Oct 18
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        Tell him he might grow up to be in a rock band

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      1. Blewyn‏ @Blewyn Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        If this isn’t a classic case of confirmation judgement, I don’t know what is. A man you weren’t attracted to saying this about a young girl would be denounced as a pervert. Did you assume this man’s sexuality ?

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      1. Juan Cabrerizo‏ @IsaPremaSathya Oct 19
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        pic.twitter.com/OSZDkmD8Rv

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      1. Juan Cabrerizo‏ @IsaPremaSathya Oct 19
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        25) "Mom said Dad told her!" Z told me, smiling. "That's right!" Mom said, hugging Z against her chest as she looked at me triumphantly: "Dad is the best man in the world!"

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      1. Juan Cabrerizo‏ @IsaPremaSathya Oct 19
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        24) I opened my mouth in amazement to see that, indeed, was the same unmistakable head of Little Parrot, who now wore a new and exquisite dress in her stylized rag body. "And who told you all that?" I asked incredulously.

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      1. Juan Cabrerizo‏ @IsaPremaSathya Oct 19
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        23) Then I went into the girls' room and saw that Mom was sitting on Z's bed and X and Y were surrounding her and then Z looked at me and said: "Little Parrot's head has come back alone! She went out for a walk and bought herself a new dress! "

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      1. Juan Cabrerizo‏ @IsaPremaSathya Oct 19
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        22) I was wondering what these words would mean when I heard little Z's howl of terror and hurried up the stairs.

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      1. Juan Cabrerizo‏ @IsaPremaSathya Oct 19
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        21) I opened the envelope with great care on one of its sides while the old maid served me breakfast. The envelope contained a small card: "I can not cheat on you: I'm going to sleep in the office."

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      1. Juan Cabrerizo‏ @IsaPremaSathya Oct 19
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        20) None of that had anything to do with me, so I did not let her continue and I asked her: "Do you know where he is now?" And then she took out an envelope from one of the pockets of her apron and said, "He asked me to give you this."

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      1. Juan Cabrerizo‏ @IsaPremaSathya Oct 19
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        19) "That man drives me crazy since he was a kid!" She said. "He picked me up at dawn to wash a dirty old rag and made me patch a sock full of dirt and he spoke to me horribly without respecting this poor old woman!"

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      1. Juan Cabrerizo‏ @IsaPremaSathya Oct 19
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        18) I got up early because it was Sunday and I knew it was my chance to have breakfast alone with Dad before going all together to church. To my surprise, Dad was not there. I pressed the bell and then the old black maid arrived. I asked for an explanation.

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      1. Juan Cabrerizo‏ @IsaPremaSathya Oct 19
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        17) That night I took hours to sleep. The darkness had been overcome by the torches of the expedition and the howls of the dogs filled the night horribly. I heard the unmistakable click of a whip and Papa's vigorous voice. Mom slept all night with the door closed.

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      1. Juan Cabrerizo‏ @IsaPremaSathya Oct 19
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        16) The rest of the dinner passed before the silent children's testimony while they discussed the details of a certain dangerous fugitive who had escaped from prison. The Sherif had organized a search and Dad offered the resources of the plantation to help him that night.

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      1. Juan Cabrerizo‏ @IsaPremaSathya Oct 19
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        15) Dad began to talk happily with the Sheriff when little Z opened her mouth to start what I already guessed was a cataract of laments and my father hit the table with his right fist with the power of lightning and shouted: "The children shut their mouths when adults talk! "

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      1. Juan Cabrerizo‏ @IsaPremaSathya Oct 19
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        14) That night we all sat very politely at the table: Dad and Mom in the headboards, X, Y and Z on one side and the Sheriff - who moved me from my father's side - and I - next to Mom - from the other side.

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