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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 18

    Caitlin Moran Retweeted Joe Forrester

    This is a thing that should be happening! Women wooing men! I WOULD BE A WOO-ERhttps://twitter.com/joeforrestersux/status/1052957584141893633 …

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    Joe Forrester @joeforrestersux
    @caitlinmoran it was funny about a week ago I had this moment where I said to my mum I'll never know what it feels like to be wantingly taken out for dinner by a woman for a date.
    9:34 AM - 18 Oct 2018
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    • Lisa Bundy Emmaaaaaggghh It’s Bloody Cold Maja Pawinska Sims Rebecca del Tufo TreyHeights Tracey Harper Ann Coates Charlotte Benson BA(hons), PGCE Hannah Hassall
    37 replies 14 retweets 171 likes
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      2. Marie Le Conte‏ @youngvulgarian Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        (an issue with that is that a lot of straight men do Not do well when confronted with wooing - yours, an upfront French woman)

        4 replies 1 retweet 26 likes
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      1. Fiona Shoop‏ @FiShoop Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Men are too easily scared by women who don't follow traditional rules - and that's a v unattractive quality in a man!

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      2. Matthew Grant‏ @mgrnt Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Defo have mental image of Rik Mayall trying to 'woo' Helen Lederer in Bottom...

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Rhian French‏ @Freakyflamingo Oct 18
        Replying to @mgrnt @caitlinmoran

        Charming evening y’maaaaam.... 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Dizzy ★‏ @TinDizzy Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Am 51+. Have asked guys on dates since I was a youth – because I’m pretty straightforward and thought the worst they could say was ‘no’. But, that wasn’t the worst. No way. *shakes head* You. Will. Be. Vilified. 😳

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Pete‏ @ShakeNBake87 Oct 18
        Replying to @TinDizzy @caitlinmoran

        That’s awful; I’m sorry you had that experience.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Dizzy ★‏ @TinDizzy Oct 18
        Replying to @ShakeNBake87 @caitlinmoran

        Hey. Thanks, Pete. Me, too. Guess I was considered quite pretty when I was younger – was completely oblivious to it. So, you’d think a fellow’d be glad to be asked out, but…? Nope. They, everyone they know – especially females – will come after you. Just for liking someone? 😳

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Pete‏ @ShakeNBake87 Oct 18
        Replying to @TinDizzy @caitlinmoran

        So weird, seems like fear-based behavior. What a shame.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Dizzy ★‏ @TinDizzy Oct 18
        Replying to @ShakeNBake87 @caitlinmoran

        Totally concur. Just for expressing an interest or like for someone is really messed up. Wow. 😳

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Anne Brandolani‏ @annebrandolani Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I've also found that men I've tried to woo didn't like it.

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      1. Cleo Everest‏ @CleoEverest Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Is any woman feeling that wooing a man in the Age of Trump is just a big giant crevasse to leap over? I just want to hide in my house. Haven’t been on a date in 2 years.

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      1. Jim‏ @JimNu Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I feel I probably wouldn't mind being wooed but I am sure that I would be completely oblivious to the whole thing.

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      1. Rebecca Drury‏ @becca___drury Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I woo! I can’t say it always goes well but I have wooed 😂

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      2. Me, but in October (refusing to let go)‏ @cargin4107 Oct 19
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I WAS A WOO-EE! @Heart_Lines88 made some mutual friends' half arsed idea for a set up a realitypic.twitter.com/UzK0uw50eb

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Profesh Pupper Snuggler‏ @Heart_Lines88 Oct 19
        Replying to @cargin4107 @caitlinmoran

        I wooed you goodpic.twitter.com/t8RMcgW1lF

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Me, but in October (refusing to let go)‏ @cargin4107 Oct 19
        Replying to @Heart_Lines88

        pic.twitter.com/4CgANN8sGp

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      1. Jill Kerby‏ @JillKerby Oct 20
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I wooed my man. He was quite shy. 😊☘❤️

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      1. AutumnBookFan‏ @Zoegoldieanne Oct 19
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I've taken my husband on loads of dates. In fact I booked, packed his clothes and planned a whole 3 day holiday for him/us. Whisked him away for couple time rural Devon. I think it's important to both make the effort, especially when you have kids.

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      1. Rina Atienza‏ @eevilmidget Oct 19
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Hai. We women wooers exist ;) I think it's a result of being brave, true, kind, considerate, with heapfuls of playful creativity and being comfortable in one's bio-suit. We also practice by being excellent girlfriends to girlfriends.

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