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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 18

    Anyone interested in my timeline today, about what's difficult for men, and who wants to talk about it more: I've opened a Facebook group called "The Decent Fellows' Society." all welcome to chat - currently about how men never get flowers.

    9:28 AM - 18 Oct 2018
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    126 replies 103 retweets 912 likes
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      2. Becky Harris Cowley‏ @bexhc73 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I gave my grandfather a huge bunch of daffodils on his 90th birthday, it was the first time he'd ever been given flowers and his reaction is the reason I now make a point of giving men flowers.

        10 replies 25 retweets 440 likes
      3. Bex Stringer‏ @Bex_Stringer Oct 18
        Replying to @bexhc73 @caitlinmoran

        I discovered a short while ago that my cousin loves fresh flowers on his dining table so buys them for himself because noone else ever would. Now, every birthday, Christmas and celebration in between his present from me is a lovely bunch of blooms.

        1 reply 1 retweet 21 likes
      4. Becky Harris Cowley‏ @bexhc73 Oct 18
        Replying to @Bex_Stringer @caitlinmoran

        That is so lovely, what a wonderful thing to do!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Bex Stringer‏ @Bex_Stringer Oct 18
        Replying to @bexhc73 @caitlinmoran

        Thanks! I’m treated very well in return and ultimately don’t we all deserve a little something that makes us happy and if that for him is flowers so be it!

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Frank Cottrell-Boyce‏ @frankcottrell_b Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        1. decent fellow story: This summer I was walking with my children in Scotland. The path was very narrow and very very close to the edge of a cliff They kept messing about and my heart was in my mouth ...

        1 reply 2 retweets 24 likes
      3. Frank Cottrell-Boyce‏ @frankcottrell_b Oct 18
        Replying to @frankcottrell_b @caitlinmoran

        2. A man was coming the other way. I got ready for "banter". He look me in the eye and said "I'm absolutely terrified. How about you?" and asked how much further it was. I said, "Yeah. Terrified. how much further ...?" Afterwards I thought about

        1 reply 1 retweet 14 likes
      4. Frank Cottrell-Boyce‏ @frankcottrell_b Oct 18
        Replying to @frankcottrell_b @caitlinmoran

        3. How very very rarely it happens that a male stranger allows you the luxury of not having to pretend like that. I blessed him all the way home.

        2 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
      5. Frank Cottrell-Boyce‏ @frankcottrell_b Oct 18
        Replying to @frankcottrell_b @caitlinmoran

        It was at Balcary - just in case he's reading this.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Evil Laben‏ @eviebunny Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        My man buys me flowers every week (yes I am one lucky so and so). But I always make sure I return the joy buy giving him flowers when his favourites are in bloom. Seems when I gave him his first bunch of daffodils it was his first time and he loved them so much x

        10 replies 0 retweets 75 likes
      3. Joe Wells‏ @joewellscomic Oct 18
        Replying to @eviebunny @caitlinmoran

        When I first met my (now) wife 12 years ago, one of our first conversations was about a friend who had bought their girlfriend flowers and I said that I wish that men were bought flowers. She’s bought me flowers on valentines day every year since then.

        0 replies 1 retweet 46 likes
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      2. Emma Blackman‏ @EmmaBlackman42 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        They should move to the Netherlands. Flowers are not gendered here, men & women give them to men & women and on all sorts of occasions.

        2 replies 6 retweets 151 likes
      3. Buh-bye, Jason Lewis‏ @GallopinDragons Oct 18
        Replying to @EmmaBlackman42 @caitlinmoran

        Aren't tulips the biggest export from the Netherlands? Of course men there have realized the silliness of gendering gifts of flowers; the appreciation for their beauty is a national past-time!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Emma Blackman‏ @EmmaBlackman42 Oct 18
        Replying to @GallopinDragons @caitlinmoran

        Not the biggest but yes, flowers in general are a huge export.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Susanna Forrest‏ @Susanna_Forrest Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I bought some for a guy I dated. When we split up he sent me their dried, dead heads in the post. But it wouldn’t put me off buying them for a man again, just a better man.

        6 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. European Son‏ @adrianartn Oct 18
        Replying to @Susanna_Forrest

        Wow, that is some serious drama queenery there. Was he 14?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Susanna Forrest‏ @Susanna_Forrest Oct 18
        Replying to @adrianartn

        That was the jist of the email I wrote him in response.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Cheyney Kent‏ @CheyneyK Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Spin-off discussion? Female soloists at classical concerts "traditionally" receive flowers where male soloists simultaneously get a) nothing or b) a bottle of wine - when they might well prefer flowers (and c) the women might prefer wine. Do girls not drink?!)

        2 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
      3. Chrissy Kinsella‏ @chrissykinsella Oct 18
        Replying to @CheyneyK @caitlinmoran

        Uhhh maybe not EVERYONE drinks either? Why should alcohol be a go-to gift for anyone?! 😂

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Sarah Dacey‏ @sarahdaceyuk Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissykinsella @CheyneyK @caitlinmoran

        I've often swopped the flowers for the wine with the bass/tenor...

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. Cheyney Kent‏ @CheyneyK Oct 19
        Replying to @sarahdaceyuk @chrissykinsella @caitlinmoran

        Cheyney Kent Retweeted London Voices

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