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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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    1. Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 18

      Caitlin Moran Retweeted Jayne 🐶 🐕 🐾

      Solid advice on how to be sexy to ladies:https://twitter.com/njfnjfnjf/status/1052912056423321600 …

      Caitlin Moran added,

      Jayne 🐶 🐕 🐾 @njfnjfnjf
      Replying to @ShoestringCycle @caitlinmoran
      Just do a Tom Hardy - hold a dog, walk a dog, stand with a dog.
      26 replies 33 retweets 362 likes
    2. Dara Ó Briain‏ @daraobriain Oct 18
      Replying to @caitlinmoran

      Does all the advice here involve getting a dog? You ladies really are in the pocket of Big Dog.

      35 replies 4 retweets 369 likes
      Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 18
      Replying to @daraobriain

      Dogs kind of vouch for men. We trust a man with a lovely dog. The dog would have eaten a bad man

      7:06 AM - 18 Oct 2018
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      15 replies 8 retweets 161 likes
        1. Richard Hunt‏ @richardahunt Oct 18
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          Nonsense. Dogs are mindlessly loyal to their owners. Now cats, they’re much more difficult to impress.

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        1. Paddy Sturdee‏ @PJS2909 Oct 18
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          Regardless of gender, if you don't like dogs, there's something wrong with you. See @Mrslingshot2's reply re Trump.

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        1. Jon Slade‏ @SladeJon Oct 18
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          Here is my new puppy, FYIpic.twitter.com/OHThYKNU43

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        1. Sophie MacNeill‏ @sophiemacneill Oct 18
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          It’s true. My dog picks particular men to pull me towards and growls at dodgy ones...she’s kind of a protective furry wing man. Now...if only she could be trained on using dating apps... 🤔

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        1. G.cole‏ @Mrslingshot2 Oct 18
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          Noted,Tump doesn’t own one.

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        1. Dave Leech‏ @rock_nester Oct 18
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          Nothing screams 'sex' like a pocket full of Bonios

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        1. Dan Nethercott‏ @DanNethercott Oct 18
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          Tell that to Nancy

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        2. Matt AVFC‏ @everysongsung Oct 18
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          Dogs are idiots.pic.twitter.com/k4DSt4GjWR

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Andy Judson‏ @therealmrjudson Oct 18
          Replying to @everysongsung @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          To be fair, that's not the expression of a happy dog...

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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        1. Julia smith‏ @Juliabsmith Oct 18
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          I have a friend who is an avid jogger and she always says that actively avoids men on her route unless they have a dog in which case she “knows” they are okay.

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        2. Ryan Smart‏ @ryan_smart Oct 18
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          What about a man with a Cat?

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        3. Rachel Greenham‏ @StrangerNoise Oct 18
          Replying to @ryan_smart @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          I *think* cats count too, but don't take my word for it (not into men). Main problem is they're not as portable. Not many cats would put up with being taken for a walk at the park.

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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        1. Ian Boys‏ @boys_ian Oct 18
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          Cats no good?

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        1. Stuart Taylor‏ @stuartctaylor Oct 18
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          You really can't go wrong...pic.twitter.com/G6Dm3LnmhT

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        1. Hidden Jim‏ @ElBurcho Oct 18
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          This makes way to much sense.pic.twitter.com/X2udJN0t35

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        1. Gary Williams‏ @gsw41958 Oct 18
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          Any chance I could get away with a fake dog so as not to spend my time sneezing and snuffling allergically in a very unappealing way?

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        1. Lorna Leeson‏ @reallornaleeson Oct 18
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @daraobriain

          Totally true. My husband is a total dog whisperer and - fact - sexiest man alive.

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