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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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Joined October 2008

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 18

    Caitlin Moran Retweeted will of the people

    I LOVE THIS. MORE DOGS PLZhttps://twitter.com/creamywillbrie/status/1052909164824023041 …

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    will of the people @creamywillbrie
    Replying to @joshuaffowler @caitlinmoran
    This came up in an Ask Women thread on Reddit. Guy said he was 6’6”, 100+kg and sick of scaring sgl women at night. Top answer was buy the tiniest dog you can find, put it in a glittery collar and take it with you everywhere. Rapists don’t own chihuahuas.
    6:36 AM - 18 Oct 2018
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    • Hans Christian Solo Kirsten-Rose Brooks 🐥devonrevenge🐥 PieMyPie Daniel Elford Sally Coffey Lisa Jenkins Gerard Clarke Jenny Pace
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      2. Jonathan Barker‏ @JonSWFC Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        yup I don't scare anybody walking this thing.pic.twitter.com/fTfQEQxX2y

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      3. jacqui brewster‏ @JShebrew Oct 18
        Replying to @JonSWFC @caitlinmoran

        He looks really proud of himself in his snazzy gear 😍

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. robert boyle‏ @frankieboyledad Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Will this one do?pic.twitter.com/cIC9QGXUU0

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      1. TheBruno‏ @TheBruno_Wonder Oct 18
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        I worked in a gay restaurant for 2 years and the only time women ever approached me to talk in my life. Apparently, they thought I was gay for the way I dressed, but as an extreme introvert, I enjoyed the affectioned facial expressions instead of the normally disgusted ones.

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      1. Karen Redfern‏ @KarenRedfern2 Oct 18
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        Ermmm - how can we KNOW that?

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      1.  🐥devonrevenge 🐥‏ @devonrevenge Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        See wearing sparkles makes women think you don’t want to have sex with them even if you really do 😪

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      1. Megan Stephenson‏ @MStephensonBFC Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        You realise my brain just said "Now rapists are going to buy chihuahuas"? I think there's something wrong with me

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      1. Zoë Elliott‏ @zcelliott Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I now need a schnoodle.

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      1. Daniel Elford‏ @RamblingManDan Oct 18
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        Don't walk behind them in that creepy way all the time....that helps.

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