yup I don't scare anybody walking this thing.pic.twitter.com/fTfQEQxX2y
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He looks really proud of himself in his snazzy gear 
I worked in a gay restaurant for 2 years and the only time women ever approached me to talk in my life. Apparently, they thought I was gay for the way I dressed, but as an extreme introvert, I enjoyed the affectioned facial expressions instead of the normally disgusted ones.
Ermmm - how can we KNOW that?
See wearing sparkles makes women think you don’t want to have sex with them even if you really do 
You realise my brain just said "Now rapists are going to buy chihuahuas"? I think there's something wrong with me
I now need a schnoodle.
Don't walk behind them in that creepy way all the time....that helps.
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