Does all the advice here involve getting a dog? You ladies really are in the pocket of Big Dog.
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Dogs kind of vouch for men. We trust a man with a lovely dog. The dog would have eaten a bad man
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Nonsense. Dogs are mindlessly loyal to their owners. Now cats, they’re much more difficult to impress.
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Put him in a papoose for extra credit!
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I am also prepared to look like a fountain pen if necessary.pic.twitter.com/ZeFjuhDp6U
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His legs are taller than my entire body. But I need those fountain pens, especially the green one
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and also BE tom hardy
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As a guy with a dog allergies I’d only be able to do that if Tom Hardy makes “turning really red” & “wheezing” sexy. Every second Tinder bio goes on about dogs. People with peanut allergies don’t get that.
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I had dog once and named him 5 miles so I could say I walked 5 miles today. But then he got home and realized dogs look like their owners and he killed himself Dog suicide is 1 in 7000 dogs but this number could be halved if we divide by 2.

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You're going to hate me but to half the number need multiply by 2!
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Ok I'm not going to hate anybody.Least not long term, like funcking crazy, hate, hate, hating! No. But I didn't quuite get that 1 in 7000 dogs suicides. But that number could halved 1/2 in 3,500 by dividing by 2. "I neveer could figure out why I was no good at Maths?"
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I have 2. Is that double sexy haha didn't answering know it isn't hahapic.twitter.com/9XJgYZoQyO
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In my case with my American wife, I just say things to her... even with my Wolves accent. ╮(╯▽╰)╭
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@Melissaprosser1 This is you isn’t it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Or carry your child in a baby carrier.......
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Wife doesn't like dogs, but I do the same with our cat.
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...and carry your baby strapped to your chest...
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No you can do sexy without animals - trust your instincts!
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