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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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Joined October 2008

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 18

    Caitlin Moran Retweeted Erin Freeman

    i like this reply, to "How can I be sexy for my wife?"https://twitter.com/sixeleven/status/1052907188035964928 …

    Caitlin Moran added,

    Erin Freeman @sixeleven
    Replying to @ShoestringCycle @caitlinmoran
    Have you tried putting the bins out without being asked? Always works for me
    6:06 AM - 18 Oct 2018
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    41 replies 98 retweets 1,178 likes
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      2. Rollo Tomassi‏ @RationalMale Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        If you don’t want men to believe they’re ever owed sex, stop making sex a transaction:https://therationalmale.com/2013/01/30/choreplay/ …

        4 replies 17 retweets 93 likes
      3. Fisherman Alkali‏ @AlkaliFisherman Oct 18
        Replying to @RationalMale @caitlinmoran

        Negotiated desire, obligated compliance. Rollo is just the master. Men, READ HIS BOOKS!!!

        0 replies 5 retweets 17 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. David Goodsell‏ @dgoodsell1 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        It sure beats my approach of digging a lake in the front garden so I can emerge from it like Mr Darcy every time she arrives home...

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. TiaMariaSnaffler‏ @TiaMariaSnaffle Oct 18
        Replying to @dgoodsell1 @caitlinmoran

        You'd run out of shirts in no time

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. David Goodsell‏ @dgoodsell1 Oct 18
        Replying to @TiaMariaSnaffle @caitlinmoran

        The tumble dryer is on constantly. And finding shops that will sell me breeches is another headache I could live without.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. TiaMariaSnaffler‏ @TiaMariaSnaffle Oct 18
        Replying to @dgoodsell1 @caitlinmoran

        It's just not practical or sustainable. Hope you've found a new approach that doesn't involve cosplay

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Emma Redwellystone‏ @redwellyfeats Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        As a single parent who has to do her own bins I can confirm that bin day is the only time I wish I wasn't single.

        5 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Sara‏ @Beavoice26 Oct 18
        Replying to @redwellyfeats @caitlinmoran

        That's the only time?!...I wish I wasn't single every dinner time😂 and every time we run out of milk ect lol The other day I had forgot to get salt and I was like what would it be like to text someone and say "Can you grab salt on the way home?" It would be amazing haha

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Emma Redwellystone‏ @redwellyfeats Oct 18
        Replying to @Beavoice26 @caitlinmoran

        It's the only job I have hated even before having my daughter. Loathe it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Sara‏ @Beavoice26 Oct 18
        Replying to @redwellyfeats @caitlinmoran

        I have teens so I can ask them to do it and occasionally they will😀 Maybe you can get yours to help out with it🤔😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. Jess Farr-Cox‏ @thefilthycomma Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        My husband just texted me to say 'I finally called the builder and he will be round to look at the hole in the roof tomorrow'. This is a sentence I never thought I would find arousing, and yet here we are.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Tony Febb‏ @THE_LHC Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Putting the bins out is about as close as I get to sex these days... 😢 #bincel

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Beverly Hetherington‏ @bevheth Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        For me it is when I say I really fancy some chocolate and he goes into the kitchen and comes back with a packet of Buttons he hid in the freezer. Guaranteed.

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      1. Chris Potter‏ @ChrisPCambo Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        This has given me an image of the Philip and Theresa household that I can't un-think! thnxs

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      2. Lori K. Brown‏ @LKB64 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        The sexiest thing one spouse can say to each other, hands down: "You were right about (whatever), honey."

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Gareth Marsh‏ @gazerina82 Oct 18
        Replying to @LKB64 @caitlinmoran

        That's just dirty talk

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Jo‏ @TheJoJohnson17 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        My lovely man does sometimes do this but he spoils it by always telling me he’s ‘done all the recycling and the bin’. Maybe he worries that I might think someone has broke in and nicked it or something.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. stuartsaysstop‏ @stuartsaysstop Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        gay dudes: this is also the answer to "How can I be sexy for my husband?" trust me

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Ry‏ @RY2reply Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I would like my hubby to be less sexy please. Everytime he looks at me when I am doing anything my mind stops working & I start dropping things, or walking into stuff or giggling. It is completely ridiculous. We've been together years, YEARS - this ends right?

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