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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 18

    Caitlin Moran Retweeted Alex Crook

    This is SUCH a bad-ass reply. I mean, I've been pregnant and *I* still can't believe it happened. It's a trip, man. A PERSON INSIDE YOU. THE FUTURE COMING THROUGH YOUR PELVIS.https://twitter.com/awjcrook/status/1052903051965726724 …

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    Alex Crook @awjcrook
    Replying to @caitlinmoran
    Never getting to be pregnant. Although I'm not desperate about the actual giving birth bit I think (parts of) having another human being grow inside you must be pretty amazing.
    5:59 AM - 18 Oct 2018
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    • Mary Devine elle El Sip Simply Epic Penelope Pit Stop💄 Sarah's little helper Henry Powell Lewis Craig
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      1. Irene Musumeci Klein  🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈‏ @byronic Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        My husband is jealous I get to carry our twins for nine/eight and a bit months. That’s why he wanted a sling. So there, Piers Morgan.

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      2. Alex Crook‏ @awjcrook Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Thank you. Shared this with my mum (not on twitter) because I'm proud and she said "it really was the most wonderful miracle all four times" (I have three siblings). Never been called a miracle and certainly never been a bad-ass before! What a day!

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      4. Alex Crook‏ @awjcrook Oct 18
        Replying to @matthoyles @caitlinmoran

        From now on I am bad-ass...but yes I see what you mean. Generally as a person I am probably the least bad-ass.

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      1. Jay Gallagher‏ @jdg_99 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        That is a phenomenal thought. I hadn't considered it before and now I'm sad I'll never experience it

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      1. Samkelpie‏ @samkelpie1 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Tip of the iceberg, mate. As a human animal, I’ve always wondered what it would feel like to be a dolphin <writes letter to Santa>.

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      1. Diego‏ @Diego_the_Artis Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I don’t think we’ll agree on what badass is

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      1. Paul Mitchell‏ @mrmitchell78 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        The best reply by far.

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      1. Will Bro‏ @wgbrookings Oct 19
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I was apparently distraught about this when I was 4! I wanted to have a baby 😆

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      1. Belteshazzar‏ @BELTESHAZZER123 Oct 18
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        #ProLife abortion is murder

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      1. Betsy  ❌‏ @WantedSanders Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        When I was pregnant with my first child, I took my stepdaughter to the playground. Some teenage stoner boy was hanging out there, high as a kite, but he asked me the most profound thing I’ve ever heard. He asked me “what is it like to have two souls in your one body?” WOW

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      1. Wannabe Wizard‏ @wandabwizard Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Also if a woman wants a biological child, she can make that happen. Not so easy for men.

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      2. Tony 🌻‏ @Sheasy64 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        He's trolling 🙄

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      3. Alex Crook‏ @awjcrook Oct 19
        Replying to @Sheasy64 @caitlinmoran

        I'm not. Genuinely think it would be amazing and I'll never get to do it.

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      5. Alex Crook‏ @awjcrook Oct 19
        Replying to @Sheasy64 @caitlinmoran

        I'm confused. What's your point? I'm just stating something I'd like to do but won't get to. Don't see how that has anything to do with 'being a man'. I'm disappointed I'll never get to see Nirvana live. Do I also have to suck that up because I'm a man? What if I were a woman?

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      6. Tony 🌻‏ @Sheasy64 Oct 19
        Replying to @awjcrook @caitlinmoran

        You're not a woman

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      1. hekatesgal‏ @hekatesgal Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Growing a brain that you can't use! (Still miss some aspects of pregnancy -the second trimester was amazing.)

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      1. Cari Ward‏ @cariward060471 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I had a baby at 42...literally the fountain of youth sat under my jowls...

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      1. Amanda Loose Key‏ @Rdkil Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I recently read the part where you have a baby for the first time in How to be a Woman. That whole section is quite overwhelming but bit about Pete being upset at what happened to you during the birth made me cry. Powerful scene! Never thought what happens to men there until now.

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