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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 18

    Caitlin Moran Retweeted Steve Henn

    I have seen this happen many, many timeshttps://twitter.com/steviehenn/status/1052898622730317824 …

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    Steve Henn @steviehenn
    Replying to @caitlinmoran
    I suffer from kitchen cupboard blindness. My wife asks me to pass the cayenne pepper. I open the cupboard door, check every jar and its not there. She then takes a look and its right in the front; staring at me, sneering.....bloody conspiratorial spices
    5:43 AM - 18 Oct 2018
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    • Cluster of Reds Meg Rayner Sarah Hancock օʀɨɢɨռǟʟ ʝօ ʍǟʟօռɛ 🌈 Paula F. Bobadilla Julia Hill Jeffrey Deutsch Jemima Dooley Leia
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      2. Lili C‏ @MirrorAnne Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        We call it man-looking in our house

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      3. Bethia McNeil‏ @bethiamcneil Oct 18
        Replying to @MirrorAnne @caitlinmoran

        My brother-in-law calls it WiFind

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      1. Richard Chataway‏ @rich_chataway Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        @HomeChemistry SEE ITS NOT JUST ME

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      1. Katy Kiernan‏ @KatyKiernan Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        My younger son is the one in our house who knows where everything is. If anything is mislaid, first thing we do is ask him. My older son wouldn't notice something waved in front of his face.

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      1. Nick Smith‏ @NorthbankNick Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I have looked for this happening but never see it. Yet when my wife looks....

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      1. chez moi‏ @rnoyes Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I have also been phoned *in another country* because the remote was nowhere to be found. Obvs I didn’t bring it with me! It’s like a womb is some kind of tracking device...

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      2. Fraser Lewry‏ @blogjam Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Easy to fix: store your spices in alphabetical order, then chronological within that system.

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      2. Sarah Ross-Gower‏ @Bear_Sar Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        @NickRossGower See!

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      1. James Gibbon‏ @jamesgibbon Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I have the form of kitchen cupboard blindness in which, no matter how much my wife tries, I can't be persuaded that it's a bad thing to leave them open.

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      1. Nick Mugridge‏ @MugridgeNick Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        My wife always insists on having a “girl’s look” when this happens in our house of 3 males and 1 female. She always finds it. We’re convinced she hides things deliberately so that she can then rescue us

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      1. MrsMacFeegle‏ @MrsMacFeegle Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        My husband made a big thing last night of being able to go through my various purses (French everyday, one with UK cards for Brit trips, one storing anything else), looking for a lost credit card that was in *his* wallet the whole time but in the "wrong slot".

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      1. Lee‏ @Leod_UK Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Complete reverse in my house, I know where everything is whereas my wife will lose her glasses when she's still wearing them :-)

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      1. chez moi‏ @rnoyes Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I have told my male children how to look for something: 1. Open your eyes 2. Put your chin over your left shoulder 3. Slowly turn your head towards your right shoulder whilst keeping your eyes open. 4. Repeat.

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      1. Cari Ward‏ @cariward060471 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        My self esteem is propped up on this... I am the finder. End of.

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      1. Saphiranix‏ @Dinmeister Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I feel his guy...I do this as a woman, pretty sure my Mrs will be stuck in perma-eyeroll soon...

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      1. Alletta FR  🇳🇱 🇿🇦‏ @DoctorAlletta Oct 18
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        Yes what is up with that?

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