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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 18

    Caitlin Moran Retweeted Malachi O'Doherty

    Is this the male equivalent of designers' mad belief women want sleeveless dresses? (We do NOT want sleeveless dresses)https://twitter.com/malodoherty/status/1052889617106706432 …

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    Malachi O'Doherty @malodoherty
    Replying to @caitlinmoran
    The false presumption of jacket designers that we have waists.
    5:01 AM - 18 Oct 2018
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    39 replies 7 retweets 224 likes
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      2. Mark Forrest‏ @forrest_mark Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Standing alone at the school gates.

        4 replies 3 retweets 45 likes
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      2. Katy Smith‏ @MsKatySmith Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        But we would ALWAYS like pockets in our dresses. A dress with pockets is the Golden Fleece.

        1 reply 2 retweets 29 likes
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      2. Shannon Murray‏ @Shannonemurray Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        We want sleeves and pockets. When do we want them? Now. And preferably in a washing machine friendly fabric for under £100.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Jessica Davies‏ @JessicaGeeky Oct 18
        Replying to @Shannonemurray @caitlinmoran

        Not happy with dresses hat the mo, with or without sleeves or pockets. Choose a dress to wear, fuck, which tights, gotta have the correct opaqueness depending on length. Can’t find the right tights, choose another dress... I’m having a bad day!! And I’ve blamed it on tights ffs!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Jo Davies‏ @JoDavies4122 Oct 18
        Replying to @JessicaGeeky @Shannonemurray @caitlinmoran

        Aww poor Jess! Someone help her out with denier options will you please. Tried my best when I raised her :) xx

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Jessica Davies‏ @JessicaGeeky Oct 18
        Replying to @JoDavies4122 @Shannonemurray @caitlinmoran

        Thanks, I think!! 😂😂 xx Seriously though, I need help 🤣

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Jess Farr-Cox‏ @thefilthycomma Oct 18
        Replying to @JessicaGeeky @JoDavies4122 and

        I hear you. I hate tights so much I had to write an essay about the fucking things to process my rage: <https://thefilthycomma.wordpress.com/2016/05/26/tightus-groan-a-quest-for-the-barely-adequate/ …>

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Jessica Davies‏ @JessicaGeeky Oct 18
        Replying to @thefilthycomma @JoDavies4122 and

        Now that has cheered me up and luckily not wearing said #fucklegs at the time as I think I let a bit of pee out🤣 Obs tights are like men in so much that there are some that will fuck you up, others mean well but underperform but the perfect one (pair) may still be out there 😁

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      1. Foodwise Women‏ @FoodwiseWomen Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Can I put in a request for pockets inside women’s jackets like men’s one. With a zip preferably so we can securely carry keys phone etc

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      2. Maria(Needles & Pins) Barnard‏ @bizzy2711 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I'd like a dress with sleeves that I can get my arms into! I'm only a size 14 but with chunky arms. Wish designers would cut clothes to fit real women, not mannequin's with skinny arms and no bingo wings.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Wendy from Hants‏ @Nalanotail Oct 18
        Replying to @bizzy2711 @caitlinmoran

        The number of times I've been trapped inside a dress or blouse in a shop because it has size 10 arms on a size 14 garment.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Jane Chiappino‏ @janechiappino Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        And sleeves without the shoulder cut out, cold shoulder really is a most ridiculous thing!

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      2. N.J.Simmonds‏ @NJSimmondsTPK Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I want a long sleeve dress with pockets that's not too low at the front, but not so high you get shelf-tits, and that doesn't cost a fortune. Anyone?

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. Halfapintdoll‏ @Halfapintdoll Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        What we want is bloody POCKETS

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      1. Gill Huber‏ @hubes1 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        We want dresses with pockets

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      1. Emma‏ @Wombat1800 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        No tiny little pockets at boob level though, especially on just one side of a t-shirt. What is the actual point of those things?

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      2. Louise Clarke‏ @Loobylou65 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I'm a lardy lass who isn't averse to sleeveless. Strange I know.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Melissa Mason  🐝‏ @portlysmum Oct 18
        Replying to @Loobylou65 @caitlinmoran

        I’m with you. Sleeveless, sleeved; I love them all.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation

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