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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 18

    Caitlin Moran Retweeted Steve Harris 🐺 🦐 #FBPE

    You see, these SEEMS a bit cunty, but it's true: the majority of men aren't out there wanking in plant-pots and crushing the human spirit. A few bad men are really stacking it for the good ones.https://twitter.com/SteveJHarris/status/1052888573471547392 …

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    Steve Harris 🐺 🦐 #FBPE @SteveJHarris
    Replying to @caitlinmoran
    Being blamed for everything...
    4:51 AM - 18 Oct 2018
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      1. sianushka‏Verified account @sianushka Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        The fact is though, men aren't blamed for everything - especially when it comes to the things some violent men choose to do. Women are blamed for gender-based violence, almost every single time.

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      1. Steve Henn‏ @steviehenn Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Puts plant pot down and carries on working.....

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      1. Dan Hett‏Verified account @danhett Oct 18
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        no, obviously, we're not all wanking in.. that would be... brb

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      1. Richy‏ @jackbastard Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        But when some male paedophile or rapist goes to jail, I dont feel like I'm being blamed because I also happen to be a man. That's ridiculous. That's like blaming all Muslims for.... oh....

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      1. Lapsed election pundit‏ @lapsedreporter Oct 18
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        10% of people cause 90% of the problems in general...

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      1. Austin‏ @aplusdev Oct 19
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        They aren’t?? 🤦‍♂️

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      1. daniel thompson‏ @tbfspace Oct 18
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        The fact that most crimes are committed by men doesn’t mean most men commit crimes.

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      1.  🌟VonSteph 🌟 🗝️ 📜‏ @VonStephane Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Except that 1 in 3 women have been sexually harassed, so is it the same few wankers harassing THAT MANY WOMEN? really? I will NOT feel sorry for dudes - ever again. #TimesUp

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      1. Bryony Taylor MCIPD‏ @bryonydynamohr Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Are those two things mutually exclusive - or do all those who crush the human spirit also wank in plant pots? You’d think they’d be easy to spot.

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      1. Larry‏ @laufah Oct 18
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        What, wanking in plant pots is on the DO NOT list now too? ffs

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      1. Cici - embrace the grey area.  🇪🇺‏ @d0uble_down Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        That's why I hate hearing people say blanket statements like "MEN STOP RAPING" & saying they are part of the problem when the good guys object. No equality & respect goes both ways. I'd be pissed as hell at a man saying "WOMEN STOP FALSE RAPE REPORTS". Life is in shades of grey.

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      1. The 1%‏ @DystopianDream1 Oct 18
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        CK ruined it for those who like privately wanking into their own plant pots. Seriously though, sitting on own balls will probably be the top answer here.

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      1. Eric Coggin‏ @Cogginman1 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        That's how it always works right. The few bad of both sides are focused on and the good is rarely spotlighted. Watch the news it proves my point.

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      1. DblPlsGd‏ @Tim_Young78 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Globally, I’d say quite a lot

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      1. Gavin‏ @gavinthegromit Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        no it's definitely very cunty

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