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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 18

    Caitlin Moran Retweeted andrew glover

    HAHAHA I do this! "Men don't appreciate Diptyque. They can just sniff some Febreeze and fuck off."https://twitter.com/thequestingvole/status/1052888546623787009 …

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    andrew glover @thequestingvole
    Replying to @caitlinmoran
    when my wife leaves the room she blows out the expensive candles as they're 'wasted' on me on my own...
    4:49 AM - 18 Oct 2018
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      2. Jane Dough‏ @SarahSehnsucht Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Haha, I do that. I also turn off the fairy lights to save the batteries

        3 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Gavin‏ @gavinthegromit Oct 18
        Replying to @SarahSehnsucht @caitlinmoran

        wait, you have fairy lights all year round?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Hans the German Butler‏ @HansButler Oct 18
        Replying to @gavinthegromit @SarahSehnsucht @caitlinmoran

        Yep. She does. And bloomin' light up flamingos and cactuses.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Gavin‏ @gavinthegromit Oct 18
        Replying to @HansButler @SarahSehnsucht @caitlinmoran

        🙄😉🤣

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      1. Claire Morgan‏ @claire_voices Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I don’t do this, but I have had to enforce a one squirt limit on the Neal’s Yard handwash. He was pumping away without a Carex in the world.

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      1. Ryan Southwell‏ @Corpus2Callosum Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        My girlfriend finds her own farts hilarious but mine are treated as if I've actually shit the bed.

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      2. Katie Collins‏Verified account @katiecollins Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Am I the only one whose boyfriend requests Joe Malone candles for Christmas?

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      3. Katie Collins‏Verified account @katiecollins Oct 18
        Replying to @katiecollins @caitlinmoran

        *Jo

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      1. still too early for that shitpot‏ @Tinpot Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        TK Maxx had a shelf full of “masculine” candles that had scents called “woodsmoke and cedar” and “charcoal black”. I swear to god every single one smelt like Joke Shop Fart Spray.

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      1. andrew glover‏ @thequestingvole Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Our Pug also wears more expensive coats than me.

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      1. Gavin‏ @gavinthegromit Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I bought my mum a Diptyque Lavande every Xmas 😇

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      1. The Scunner‏ @Scunner666 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Diptyque?!

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      1. Marmalade Sand‏ @j115tym Oct 18
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        Thought that was just me.

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      1. Tina Harris‏ @TinaHarrisment Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Me too!!!!

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      1. Rita the tweeta‏ @sparkle3154 Oct 18
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        😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Revelian‏ @Ronin_Revel Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I love all kinds of scented candles that my wife uses. She's many different fragrances that give each room a particular aroma that invokes a loving memory we both cherish. Whomever said that about men is being sexist.

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      1. juliaweatherby‏ @juliaweatherby1 Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Hahaa , my husband blows them out when I leave the room , spot on Caitlin

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      1. Joanna Thomas‏ @flakesofjam Oct 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I also switch off any 'fairy lights' - otherwise they'd stay on all night

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      1. simon Andrew ford‏ @simonaford Oct 18
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        🤣🤣🤣🤐

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