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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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Joined October 2008

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 8

    Caitlin Moran Retweeted Samuel West

    It's just one of a million tiny stories that happen every day to the half of the population that is smaller than the other half, and repeatedly scared:https://twitter.com/exitthelemming/status/1049213607647617024 …

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    Samuel WestVerified account @exitthelemming
    Thread. For men. https://twitter.com/tragedythyme/status/1049044475857788928 …
    1:50 AM - 8 Oct 2018
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      2. Janey Godley‏Verified account @JaneyGodley Oct 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I drew thispic.twitter.com/IM1nNgDKT2

        2 replies 8 retweets 25 likes
      3. Tezwaz‏ @tezwaz Oct 9
        Replying to @JaneyGodley @caitlinmoran

        My 4 year old could do better

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Janey Godley‏Verified account @JaneyGodley Oct 9
        Replying to @tezwaz @caitlinmoran

        Can your four year old teach you to spell and maybe stop harassing people? #reportedpic.twitter.com/PqltVRpV8s

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Tezwaz‏ @tezwaz Oct 9
        Replying to @JaneyGodley @caitlinmoran

        You’re about as funny and attractive as Jo Brand Janet hen

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Janey Godley‏Verified account @JaneyGodley Oct 9
        Replying to @tezwaz @caitlinmoran

        “Janey” you illiterate Gonk - please try and spell AT LEAST one tweet correctly ? And Jo Brand doesn’t need me to defend her looks against an anonymous man who can’t show his face because he’s a coward annoying women online - DEAR @RangersFC This is your fan online

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Cory Trevor‏ @Schtuff_happens Oct 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Basically being a woman is like what guys are afraid prison is like.

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      2. Kellie Millar‏ @blueringoctopus Oct 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Very similar experience 2 weeks ago with a washer / dryer @ deceased family member's house. Gut said - I don't like you- broad daylight, other people in units front & rear, he bought machine- that night received his next msg with bondage gif, then apology, oops wrong person #sure

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Nikki‏ @NikkiPhysNerd Oct 8
        Replying to @blueringoctopus @caitlinmoran

        Ugh this. Sold a pool table to a stranger. Comes with mate to pick it up. Stranger texts back later you're cute come for a drink. Thankfully I'd already left the state!

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Jo W 🌹 ❄️ 🌈‏ @jo08_w Oct 8
        Replying to @NikkiPhysNerd @blueringoctopus @caitlinmoran

        One of the many reasons I’m glad my dog sounds scary as hell when he barks!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Nikki‏ @NikkiPhysNerd Oct 8
        Replying to @jo08_w @blueringoctopus @caitlinmoran

        I also have tough looking dog but sadly also the kind of dog some of these douchebags want to steal so it's a double edged sword.pic.twitter.com/IKtdYguVg6

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Jo W 🌹 ❄️ 🌈‏ @jo08_w Oct 8
        Replying to @NikkiPhysNerd @blueringoctopus @caitlinmoran

        Aww - fabulous dog! X

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. Be Kind (ish)‏ @kitten1805 Oct 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        One of my own tiny stories is how I always feel a gnawing fear whenever alone in a taxi and the driver takes a route I'm not familiar with or "feels" like the wrong way.

        1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
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      1. Dee on Doc  🎵‏ @DoconDee Oct 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I change running routes if I meet the same man more than twice in a week. I do that. And it feels ridiculous. But necessary.

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      2. Lisa Ayling‏ @lisaayling74 Oct 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Like my driving instructor squeezing my leg when I was 17

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. ktelfner‏ @zoecrumpet Oct 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Walking into the pub kitchen on my first day as a waitress aged 17. 3 chefs look me up and down and head chef says, to male manager behind me “well done Chris”, nodding and looking at me like I was a plate of food.

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      2. Slimshady‏ @Slimshady1961 Oct 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        What this also illustrates is - if you make rules, keep them. The woman went to the trouble of setting clear parameters and then abandoned them when faced with a seemingly plausible request.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Olivia Sutton‏ @olivia_sutton78 Oct 8
        Replying to @Slimshady1961 @caitlinmoran

        There is powerful conditioning to be helpful and accommodating that’s sometimes hard to bypass, so I don’t think abandoned is a fair term here (but you knew that, right 😉)

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      1. KerryJ‏ @kerryjh88 Oct 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        When everything we do demands an on the spot risk assessment its so draining. We all need to keep telling our stories. I do not know a single female friend who doesnt have a handful of these, its horrid.

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