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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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Joined October 2008

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 7

    A story of hope: daughter got her Glastonbury tickets after seventeen minutes, a wholly smooooooth operation. GOD BLESS GLASTONBURY.

    1:19 AM - 7 Oct 2018
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      2. Jack Owens‏ @Jackethx Oct 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        My girlfriend loves your work but she is very angry at you for this.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Richard Moore‏ @Richard31311313 Oct 8
        Replying to @Jackethx @caitlinmoran

        I can’t stand her and don’t give a shit. One of the few bits in the Times I never ever read. And don’t plan too. Famous apparently for nothing at all....

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 8
        Replying to @Richard31311313 @Jackethx

        *humbly* you're right. I have done nothing.

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      1. louise brown‏ @rammylou Oct 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Go on Caitlin- what you really meant was 'Nah, nah, nanah, nah! My daughter got tickets suckers!'

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      1. Kevin Griffiths‏ @kevgrif_1 Oct 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Never wanted Glastonbury tickets , I buy tickets for ARTISTS, not EVENTS

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      1. Michael Hynes‏ @mickeyhynes Oct 7
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        Can't even get on the bloody website. Such is the nature of the thing unfortunately

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      1. on_and_on_and_on‏ @on_and_on_and_o Oct 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        You really felt a need to say this? Annoying. But you know that.

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      1. Vicki Hillyard‏ @Vicki_Moonshine Oct 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I kind of miss the pre-Internet days of spending 12 hours on the phone trying to buy tickets. It always seemed to work out ok. Kids these days don't know they're born, etc.

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      1. Rita Reale‏ @RitaReale2 Oct 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        A story of disappointment, but a story of ❤️ Daughter did not get Glasto ticket (despite us setting up the house like a NASA console). I took the 🐶 for a walk & it rolled in pooh. It was a stunning Autumn day. We went for Sunday lunch. Had an impromptu 💃 with daughter - Life 🤷🏻‍♀️

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      1. Kate Walker‏ @TateyW Oct 7
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        Needed this today. 😢

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      1. X Kyle M Thompson‏ @xkylet Oct 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Stop blocking the phone line!

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      1. Eileen@crazycatlady 🐈‏ @Culldogfarms Oct 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Apparently it’s not a blessing for Badgers, or surrounding wildlife 🤷🏼‍♀️

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      1. Martin Jenkins‏ @mhjenkins Oct 7
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        Hope she has a great time!

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      1. Kevin Griffiths‏ @kevgrif_1 Oct 7
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        No free tickets for family??

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      1. Amanda Walker‏ @AmandaW9_9 Oct 7
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        😂

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      1. juliaweatherby‏ @juliaweatherby1 Oct 7
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        Oh the thrill , she must be so excited

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      1. JESSA‏ @honestlyjessa_ Oct 7
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        What is this sorcery?! How did this happen? I await the dreaded resale.

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      1. Kate Hills‏ @MrsKateHills Oct 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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      1. Sara Callaghan‏ @squilkie6 Oct 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        We went to pink pop in the Netherlands last year, bypassing Glastonbury. Have to say it the best festival I have ever been too. Awesome music and atmosphere.

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