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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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Joined October 2008

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Oct 3

    Oh God, this is so horrifyingly true: what Labour and the Tories are secretly hoping for is some terrible disaster to polarise the electorate either way. By @MarinaHyde, OF COURSE:https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/oct/03/theresa-may-tory-conference-boris-johnson-marina-hyde?CMP=share_btn_tw …

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      2. Robert Webb‏Verified account @arobertwebb Oct 3
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @MarinaHyde

        Writing about 1992 and hoping it’s not just my own nostalgia that political parties used to have a more positive approach than just waiting for a colossal fuck up which they know will fuck everyone.

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      2. Marina Hyde‏Verified account @MarinaHyde Oct 3
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Thank you xxxx all something of a horror show

        3 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. Phil Daoust‏ @philxdaoust Oct 3
        Replying to @MarinaHyde @caitlinmoran

        Yeah, a brilliant piece. But we're all fucked, aren't we?

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      2. 𝙅𝙞𝙢 𝙐𝙣𝙬𝙞𝙣‏ @jim_unwin Oct 3
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @MarinaHyde

        "Boris Johnson, the Cabbage Patch Draco Malfoy" Holy moly, I spat out me kale chips at that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Jo Mason‏ @therealmrsjo Oct 3
        Replying to @jim_unwin @caitlinmoran @MarinaHyde

        She had me at “Theresa May, who mostly resembles a Quentin Blake drawing of an unravelling postmistress”.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. 𝙅𝙞𝙢 𝙐𝙣𝙬𝙞𝙣‏ @jim_unwin Oct 3
        Replying to @therealmrsjo @caitlinmoran @MarinaHyde

        hahaha 😁

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      1. CymruRich‏ @CymruRd Oct 3
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @MarinaHyde

        I wonder if clouds look down at her and say "That one's shaped like an idiot."

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      1. Prof Woland‏ @m_jivetoaster Oct 3
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @WingsScotland @MarinaHyde

        Do not be surprised by the following in the event of No Deal: 1. National Government 2. Strike bans for all public sector employees. 3. All devolved legislatures suspended. 4. Withdrawal from Council of Europe (needed to withdraw from the ECHR, a known objective of May)

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      1. Andy Shute‏ @rover600 Oct 3
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @MrDavidSteele @MarinaHyde

        The disaster was her trying (and I use that word loosely) to dance in Front of the world! Sickening lack of respect for the country and the public

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      1. Martin Coyle‏ @honestman2709 Oct 3
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @WingsScotland @MarinaHyde

        A Quentin Blake drawing. For long enough I’ve wondered what May puts me in mind of. Nailed it.

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      1. Arseblog Tom‏ @arseblog_tom Oct 3
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @WingsScotland @MarinaHyde

        “Even less appealing was Gavin Williamson, who continues to look as though he took the rejection letter from Starfleet Academy pretty hard”. Haha

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      1. North Stand Warrior‏ @runfatboyrun27 Oct 3
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @MarinaHyde

        "Appalling bacillus" - absolute perfection.

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      1. Just Jim‏ @superspurs84 Oct 3
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @MarinaHyde

        Precisely. Waiting for a mess that "only they" will be able to clean up. Tories happy to create it and blame the EU, hoping the electorate are thick enough to swallow it. (They are). Labour hoping for a disastrous Brexit and get 2 full terms grace to fix it. We all lose.

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      1. Paul Greenhalgh‏ @Carteret100 Oct 3
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @MarinaHyde

        Depressingly bang on, this.

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      1. Hmmm‏ @iteafortwo Oct 3
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @MarinaHyde

        Yes, in the same way that Katie Price has to continually have divorces/babies/ boyfriends/drugs in order to stay in the headlines, the Conservatives are hoping that economic disaster will encourage more people to vote for them.

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      1. Lindsey Greenwood‏ @GreenwoodLinds Oct 3
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @MarinaHyde

        Read this... and you’ll never look at politics or capitalism in the same way again. @NaomiAKleinpic.twitter.com/w8iWLnYkzO

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      2. Steve Ashby‏ @SteveAshby11 Oct 3
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @MarinaHyde

        How is it possible that Labour don't understand that Corbyn is unelectable? How can they STILL be behind the Conservatwats in the polls? Get a new leader with a personality and they'll walk a GE

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