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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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Joined October 2008

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Sep 26

    Caitlin Moran Retweeted The Pool

    I believe this to be the all-time classic Sali Hughes column. The Maintenance Shag Column.https://twitter.com/thepooluk/status/1044844019983933440 …

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    The PoolVerified account @thepooluk
    Let's talk about having sex in a long-term relationship - the whens, whys, and hows @salihughes https://www.the-pool.com/life/love-sex/2017/11/sali-hughes-on-sex-for-the-sake-of-the-relationship/sali-hughes-on-sex-for-the-sake-of-the-relationship … pic.twitter.com/eDoQiwETV7
    2:30 AM - 26 Sep 2018
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      2. Rachel Parris‏Verified account @rachelparris Sep 26
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @salihughes

        This is so great. Xx

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      3. Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Sep 26
        Replying to @rachelparris @salihughes

        It's the whole truth SO HELP HER GOD

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      2. rob delaney‏Verified account @robdelaney Sep 26
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Somewhat filthy pic though

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      1. Jude Rogers‏ @juderogers Sep 26
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        "routine rooting" - what a way to end a column *applause*

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      1. DJTFranklin‏ @djt_franklin Sep 26
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        This is correct.

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      1. Emilie Hall‏ @EmilieinLondon Sep 26
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Brilliant!

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      1. Sue Spink‏ @suespinkie Sep 26
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @salihughes

        I’m not alone!! Great article!

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      1. Nick Avery‏ @Knavery66 Sep 26
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @salihughes

        Maintenance. Important in so many areas.

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      1. Scunner‏ @Scunner13 Sep 26
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I expect Sali Hughes doesn’t have much difficulty persuading her other half to make time for a maintenance shag. Good column - especially as someone who’s seen both sides of that story.

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      1. Nath #FBPE‏ @KallipolisState Sep 26
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        I find quality over quantity is the best method. What she describes as maintenance sex, I would describe with my girlfriend opportunism we are both aroused lets crack on and when we can have more time then we will take it. lol

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