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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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    1. Pete Paphides‏ @petepaphides Sep 19

      My youngest daughter was more nervous on the way to school in anticipation of The 1975 9am pre-sale than she has been for any exam. In some respects, the world hasn’t changed very much at all since I was her age.

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      Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Sep 19
      Replying to @petepaphides

      Well, I just got the heartbroken call - they've sold out. "Even Dublin. I figured I'd be able to get there somehow."

      1:51 AM - 19 Sep 2018
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        2. Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Sep 19
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @petepaphides

          She was crying so much her friends were filming her, because it was funny.

          1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
        3. Shappi Khorsandi‏Verified account @ShappiKhorsandi Sep 19
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @petepaphides

          You have more shame than me. I would TOTALLY use the fact that I was you two and try and get her a ticket from ‘people’.

          3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        4. Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Sep 19
          Replying to @ShappiKhorsandi @petepaphides

          Don't you worry about THAT *huge wink*. I'm just gonna let her cry for a few more hours - does kids good.

          1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
        5. Shappi Khorsandi‏Verified account @ShappiKhorsandi Sep 19
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @petepaphides

          Thank god. I was going to report you to social services.

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        2. John Duncan‏ @ajohnduncan Sep 19
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @petepaphides

          But if this is the pre sale then there’s the proper sale tomorrow right?

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        3. John Duncan‏ @ajohnduncan Sep 19
          Replying to @ajohnduncan @caitlinmoran @petepaphides

          Correction. Friday 9am.

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        4. Pete Paphides‏ @petepaphides Sep 19
          Replying to @ajohnduncan

          Thank you John,

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        5. John Duncan‏ @ajohnduncan Sep 19
          Replying to @petepaphides

          UW. I have very rarely got tickets in the pre sale because there are so few available, but have in the general sale.

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        1. Lorna Killduggins‏ @lornakillin Sep 19
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @petepaphides

          It’s 2.5 weeks until Glastonbury tickets go on sale and the nerves are already getting to me (more so than my wedding in 5 weeks!)

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        1. D 🐜e Banks‏ @Dante_Banks Sep 19
          Replying to @caitlinmoran @petepaphides

          Know that feeling. And it doesn't get any easier with age. 😟

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