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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Sep 18

    Who, in the sweepstake, had "18th September 2018" for "full, frank and disturbing description of Trump's penis hits the internet"? We all knew it would happen at some point.

    7:25 AM - 18 Sep 2018
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    118 replies 96 retweets 1,130 likes
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      2. Brian O'Keefe‏ @rider45 Sep 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        It won’t stand up in court

        1 reply 0 retweets 46 likes
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      1. Rachel Murphy‏ @Rucksackwriter Sep 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I'm so grateful this hasn't hit my feed yet... think I might spend some time offlinepic.twitter.com/GI5qThzQoT

        0 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. Lauren March‏ @LaurenMarch93 Sep 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Christ. It’s my mother’s birthday, could they not have waited??

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      1. Andrew Parnall: No Brexit Please, #EarnMyVote‏ @dontbrexitfixit Sep 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @karenbway_karen

        Missed it by an inch!

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      1. Ian Rankin‏Verified account @Beathhigh Sep 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Bulbous salutations, Caitlin!

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      1. Maurice Gran‏ @mauricegran Sep 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Was gonna have mushroom risotto tonight - now not so much.

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      1. The Fram Wine Shop‏ @framwineshop Sep 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Shit. I had the 19th.

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      2. Ben Cadwallader‏ @caddymation Sep 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        And lots of people will now be unable to play any Mario game again without being confronted with an approximation of Trump's todge

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Alex Watson‏ @aljwatson Sep 18
        Replying to @caddymation @caitlinmoran

        Does it look like Bowser?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Ben Cadwallader‏ @caddymation Sep 18
        Replying to @aljwatson @caitlinmoran

        Apparently it's the little mushroom fella his little fella looks like!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Ben Cadwallader‏ @caddymation Sep 18
        Replying to @caddymation @aljwatson @caitlinmoran

        Whether that's toad or one of the other generic mushrooms I'm not sure though

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. (((Snigdha)))‏ @snigskitchen Sep 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Oh, yuk! Some of us were happily oblivious. Now we're forced to Google this... Thanks a bundle!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. (((Snigdha)))‏ @snigskitchen Sep 18
        Replying to @snigskitchen @caitlinmoran

        Lordy! A toadstool? Who'da thunk it? 😷https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a23301515/stormy-daniels-donald-trump-penis-mushroom/ …

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. chris moran‏ @denisdenis Sep 19
        Replying to @snigskitchen @caitlinmoran

        There's a link that should have stayed unclicked.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. (((Snigdha)))‏ @snigskitchen Sep 19
        Replying to @denisdenis @caitlinmoran

        Yep. Pass the mind bleach!pic.twitter.com/JosaVRGbwy

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Katie Shephard‏ @katieshephard Sep 18
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Oh god. Now trying to resist the urge to google “full frank and disturbing description of trumps penis”. I’m not sure I want to see the results

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Mike Bartlett‏ @Mike__Bartlett Sep 18
        Replying to @katieshephard @caitlinmoran

        I went there. At least the result is a cartoon.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Katie Shephard‏ @katieshephard Sep 18
        Replying to @Mike__Bartlett @caitlinmoran

        You’re braver than me! I don’t think I even want a cartoon version in my head!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Mike Bartlett‏ @Mike__Bartlett Sep 18
        Replying to @katieshephard

        pic.twitter.com/QzRbcouljP

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Katie Shephard‏ @katieshephard Sep 18
        Replying to @Mike__Bartlett @caitlinmoran

        Oh god! It’s worse that I thought!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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