It won’t stand up in court
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I'm so grateful this hasn't hit my feed yet... think I might spend some time offlinepic.twitter.com/GI5qThzQoT
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Christ. It’s my mother’s birthday, could they not have waited??
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Missed it by an inch!
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Bulbous salutations, Caitlin!
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Was gonna have mushroom risotto tonight - now not so much.
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Shit. I had the 19th.
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And lots of people will now be unable to play any Mario game again without being confronted with an approximation of Trump's todge
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Does it look like Bowser?
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Apparently it's the little mushroom fella his little fella looks like!
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Whether that's toad or one of the other generic mushrooms I'm not sure though
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Oh, yuk! Some of us were happily oblivious. Now we're forced to Google this... Thanks a bundle!
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Lordy! A toadstool? Who'da thunk it?
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Oh god. Now trying to resist the urge to google “full frank and disturbing description of trumps penis”. I’m not sure I want to see the results
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I went there. At least the result is a cartoon.
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You’re braver than me! I don’t think I even want a cartoon version in my head!!
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Oh god! It’s worse that I thought!!
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