And those A pluses were a certificate his staff knocked up for him with some stickers on it and a lolly
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Come on Trump knows where the moon is, he's already been there, he was there when Armstrong landed, in fact he helped them.. You know like he helped pull people out on 9/11..
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The only thing Trump did on 9/11 was boast, wrongly, that he now had the tallest building in Manhattan during a live interview.
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Aye funny how his supporters don't remember that crass remark, selective memories
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San Juan to Miami is 1,035 miles. That’s 50 miles less than London to Madrid. 30 direct flights a day from USA to San Juan. He’s literally only preaching to the Dukes of Hazzard.
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They’d never be able to jump that body of water in the General Lee so definitely agree with him on this one...
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This is one of Trump’s most disgusting tweets. The mayor he’s referring to is Carmen Yulín Cruz. She recently gave an impassioned & damning assessement of his administration’s failures that led to so many preventable deaths. She is an inestimably superior person and politician.
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And when he finds out that Puerto Rico is an unincorporated territory of... wait for it... the United States!
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He can see the moon, but not the Caribbean ;)
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“Totally Incompetent Mayor of San Juan” is a Mark E Smith song The Fall sadly never got round to committing to vinyl
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Does he even know the Moon doesn't have a Mayor?
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Shhhhhh he'll start looking for someone to fill the position of you tell him that! He'll probably start saying how all the people on the moon think he's amazing it's more stable because he's president
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This Tweet wins the Internet for the whole year.
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An inaccessible island. Is it surrounded by pirates? Or The Kracken?
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Ok Don, the mint is small.....the Moon is faaaaaaaar away.
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And the mayor of the Moon is just appalling. Every speech they makes sounds like a series of squeaks.
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Apparently help planes can fly anywhere in the US except over water. That is not accessible.
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Reading anything he says drains your precious life force.
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This man is a joke. Why can’t everyone see it? It’s infuriating.
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