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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Sep 12

    Caitlin Moran Retweeted Donald J. Trump

    "Inaccessible"? Mate, you're planning a SPACE FORCE. If you think THE CARIBBEAN is "inaccessible", you're going to FREAK when you hear where the Moon is.https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1039828966595616768 …

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    Donald J. TrumpVerified account @realDonaldTrump
    We got A Pluses for our recent hurricane work in Texas and Florida (and did an unappreciated great job in Puerto Rico, even though an inaccessible island with very poor electricity and a totally incompetent Mayor of San Juan). We are ready for the big one that is coming!
    3:57 AM - 12 Sep 2018
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    72 replies 1,483 retweets 7,953 likes
      1. BLTP‏ @Gargarin Sep 12
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        And those A pluses were a certificate his staff knocked up for him with some stickers on it and a lolly

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      2. John McCubbin  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿‏ @MrJohnMcCubbin Sep 12
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @GMLmusic

        Come on Trump knows where the moon is, he's already been there, he was there when Armstrong landed, in fact he helped them.. You know like he helped pull people out on 9/11..

        1 reply 2 retweets 17 likes
      3. David Graham‏ @neleknhl Sep 13
        Replying to @MrJohnMcCubbin @caitlinmoran @GMLmusic

        The only thing Trump did on 9/11 was boast, wrongly, that he now had the tallest building in Manhattan during a live interview.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. John McCubbin  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿‏ @MrJohnMcCubbin Sep 13
        Replying to @neleknhl @caitlinmoran @GMLmusic

        Aye funny how his supporters don't remember that crass remark, selective memories

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      2. NickHardyYNWA‏ @nickhardy777 Sep 12
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        San Juan to Miami is 1,035 miles. That’s 50 miles less than London to Madrid. 30 direct flights a day from USA to San Juan. He’s literally only preaching to the Dukes of Hazzard.

        1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
      3. CD‏ @ciaranting Sep 12
        Replying to @nickhardy777 @caitlinmoran

        They’d never be able to jump that body of water in the General Lee so definitely agree with him on this one...

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Paul Carroll‏ @PaulCarroll15 Sep 12
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @mrjamesob

        This is one of Trump’s most disgusting tweets. The mayor he’s referring to is Carmen Yulín Cruz. She recently gave an impassioned & damning assessement of his administration’s failures that led to so many preventable deaths. She is an inestimably superior person and politician.

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      1. Nige Tassell‏ @nigetassell Sep 12
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        And when he finds out that Puerto Rico is an unincorporated territory of... wait for it... the United States!

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      2. Ann Christin‏ @AnnChristin86 Sep 12
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        He can see the moon, but not the Caribbean ;)

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      1. Chris Wright  🥃 😏‏ @twistinmymelons Sep 12
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        “Totally Incompetent Mayor of San Juan” is a Mark E Smith song The Fall sadly never got round to committing to vinyl ☹️

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      2. Matt  🥩 🍔 🍰‏ @p1anetmatt Sep 12
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Does he even know the Moon doesn't have a Mayor?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Liam Anderson‏ @phoenixknight88 Sep 12
        Replying to @p1anetmatt @caitlinmoran

        Shhhhhh he'll start looking for someone to fill the position of you tell him that! He'll probably start saying how all the people on the moon think he's amazing it's more stable because he's president

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. B. is Me  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @IzzysmaB Sep 12
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        This Tweet wins the Internet for the whole year.

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      1. Alistair Thorn‏ @AlistairThorn Sep 12
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @kathwilliamsuk

        An inaccessible island. Is it surrounded by pirates? Or The Kracken?

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      1. Regina Walsh‏ @rmfw70 Sep 12
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Ok Don, the mint is small.....the Moon is faaaaaaaar away.

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      1. Alex Staniforth‏ @Alex4Craig_Dudd Sep 12
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        And the mayor of the Moon is just appalling. Every speech they makes sounds like a series of squeaks.

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      1. Rabid World.‏ @WatchComic Sep 12
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Apparently help planes can fly anywhere in the US except over water. That is not accessible.

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      1. Robert Ramsay‏ @MothTwiceborn Sep 12
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Reading anything he says drains your precious life force.

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      1. Karla Vaile‏ @koalas1977 Sep 12
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        This man is a joke. Why can’t everyone see it? It’s infuriating.

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