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Caitlin Moran
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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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Joined October 2008

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Sep 8

    And Christ you can fucking drink. And you're NAILS. Cycling away at FOUR AM to do a 2k sea-swim at 10am? This is my ideal life. I'm going to have to sort an Irish passport.

    2:00 AM - 8 Sep 2018
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      2. Simone‏ @TweetsbySimone Sep 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I sent a screen grab of your tweet to Julie-Ann NAILS and she asked me to send you this:pic.twitter.com/oF8Ty7i832

        3 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Sep 8
        Replying to @TweetsbySimone

        IM SO JEALOUS. I fucking ACHE to jump in the sea. You women are LIFE

        1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
      4. Simone‏ @TweetsbySimone Sep 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        When you come back, which you will because you KNOW you need to, @roisiningle and I will take you Sea swimming with Julie Ann and this beautiful woman, Ruth. This piece says it all:https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/i-found-my-tribe-at-the-cove-in-greystones-1.2471290 …

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      2. Ciarna Kiki Na Art‏ @KikiNaArt Sep 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Thanks @roisiningle for gifting u my necklace! So chuffed to see you wearing it! Made my day! @OmDiva1 thanks a mill 😍😍😍

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Sep 8
        Replying to @KikiNaArt @roisiningle @OmDiva1

        mate it’s fucking GORGEOUS, am going to take picture of it and tweet. YOU ARE A GENIUS XXDX

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Ciarna Kiki Na Art‏ @KikiNaArt Sep 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @roisiningle @OmDiva1

        Words not enough! Seriously! Gulp! Caitlin Moran calling me a genius! Can't even! shout me if u want more. I do vaginas! Glitter ones! 😍😍😍

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      5. #HomesForAll‏ @rnrsavedmysoul Sep 8
        Replying to @KikiNaArt @caitlinmoran and

        My girl Kiki! Queen xx

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Simone‏ @TweetsbySimone Sep 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        We, you, Caitlin, Irish woman, are the descendants of Warrior Queen Maeve. She intoxicated everyone. And they wanted it; they came to be intoxicated by her. Thank the Sheela-na-gig for @roisiningle goddess of lady church for creating just the best night. Up the revolution!

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      1. Anthony Kinread‏ @cairnstony9 Sep 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        You'd qualify by descent; but you probably already knew that. Get a hold of an Irish parent's birth certificate and your parents' marriage certificate, and you should be good! :-)

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      1. Caitriona Cullen‏ @portiacait Sep 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        With a name like that you’d probably qualify to play any sport for Ireland 🇮🇪 #NotLongOffTheBoat

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      2. Stuart‏ @stuartblain Sep 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Irish women Caitlin, we Irish men live in awe of them....

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Willie White‏ @williewhite Sep 9
        Replying to @stuartblain

        pic.twitter.com/cbVn5pI87M

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      2. Vincent  ✍🏽 Connaire  🇪🇺‏ @VincentConnare Sep 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I am European now.pic.twitter.com/JH5c5jJkkj

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Kate Brennan-Harding‏ @KateBHdj Sep 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Shite I did mean to genuinely say you can have our spare room!

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      2. Susan‏ @Susan_Brown__ Sep 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        @AlisnMc16 should we offer your address or mine ?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Alison McDonald‏ @AlisnMc16 Sep 8
        Replying to @Susan_Brown__ @caitlinmoran

        We can time share her.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. LA CHUCHA DE MARSU‏ @marsusanoo Sep 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        i went to cardiac arrest just reading this

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      1. Carol Beck‏ @thebulldogsmum Sep 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        @DSArthurD ❤️

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      1. YourlottoSyndcatBook‏ @LottoSyndcate Sep 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        You likely do qualify for one. You write that in jest...but do look into it.

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