Welcome to Dublin where talking shite is an art form.
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As you've pushed on into cheese... Whats brown and sits on a piano stool? (My 5 year old just this second told me this joke) Beethovens last movement. Where have I been? I haven't heard this before and he hasn't a clue who Beethoven was.
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If more of us talked about
many less people would die of #bowelcancerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Don't order a chocolate brownie.....
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OK then. He's my colonoscopy haiku: A lubed finger then A video camera Fantastic voyage
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Do you at least get some cool boots or a cape. A shadowy(ish) figure in leopard print and statement lippy would be brill!
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Just spotted behind our village church.
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Oooo I DO love a good point story.
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Missed opportunity for “shit-chat”.
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Er, scat-chat, surely?
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I had to google "faecal transplant", not knowing what I might be confronted with. Turned out a bit more (b)anal than I'd feared.
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Hang in there!
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As a veterinarian, it’s more abnormal to have a chat that doesn’t involve poo.
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Unusual superpower. Marvel! Marvel!!
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"Pushed through" ! That's A Clive James and no mistake.
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I just still cannot grasp the concept or understand the reason for a shit transplant for a medicinal purposes. (Though, obviously, I know people who shit into condoms, freeze them then poke each other with them
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Now there's something I have to now unsee. Thanks for that.
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Give that mental image another eight years...that’s me. It’s my closed eye screensaver. 8 years. EIGHT YEARS.


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