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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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Joined October 2008

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Sep 7

    Faecal transplant conversation still on-going. Have pushed through to cheese course. I'm not the hero Gotham wanted OR needed - just a chick who can handle all-out poo-chat.

    10:18 AM - 7 Sep 2018
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      1. Jives of Others‏ @hooly62 Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Welcome to Dublin where talking shite is an art form.

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      1. C.E.A. Forster‏ @cea_forster Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        As you've pushed on into cheese... Whats brown and sits on a piano stool? (My 5 year old just this second told me this joke) Beethovens last movement. Where have I been? I haven't heard this before and he hasn't a clue who Beethoven was.

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      1. Nikki @Daimon Mediation‏ @Daimon_mediator Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        If more of us talked about 💩 many less people would die of #bowelcancer

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      1. David Collins‏ @Systema_Dave Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Don't order a chocolate brownie.....

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      1. Gary Hudson‏ @spiritbased Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        OK then. He's my colonoscopy haiku: A lubed finger then A video camera Fantastic voyage

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      2. HCKYTMPR‏ @CATHDISCBTON Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Do you at least get some cool boots or a cape. A shadowy(ish) figure in leopard print and statement lippy would be brill!

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      3. sue barrand‏ @BarrandSue Sep 11
        Replying to @CATHDISCBTON @caitlinmoran

        Just spotted behind our village church.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Kayles Mcintyre‏ @MunchOff Sep 10
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Oooo I DO love a good point story.

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      1. S-Andy Claus (Merry Christmas!)‏ @andychannelle Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Missed opportunity for “shit-chat”.

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      1. Russell Davies‏ @rsrd_jsy Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Er, scat-chat, surely?

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      1. Hans the German Butler‏ @HansButler Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I had to google "faecal transplant", not knowing what I might be confronted with. Turned out a bit more (b)anal than I'd feared.

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      1. John Estelle‏ @JohnEstelle1 Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Hang in there!

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      1. DrViv‏ @drvivc Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        As a veterinarian, it’s more abnormal to have a chat that doesn’t involve poo.

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      1. Bayley with a Y #FBPE‏ @BearsChoice Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Unusual superpower. Marvel! Marvel!!

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      1. Tony B‏ @tubebaker Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        "Pushed through" ! That's A Clive James and no mistake.

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      2. princess knickers‏ @princess_knicks Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I just still cannot grasp the concept or understand the reason for a shit transplant for a medicinal purposes. (Though, obviously, I know people who shit into condoms, freeze them then poke each other with them #freezerburn)

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      3. Bayley with a Y #FBPE‏ @BearsChoice Sep 7
        Replying to @princess_knicks @caitlinmoran

        Now there's something I have to now unsee. Thanks for that.

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      4. princess knickers‏ @princess_knicks Sep 7
        Replying to @BearsChoice @caitlinmoran

        Give that mental image another eight years...that’s me. It’s my closed eye screensaver. 8 years. EIGHT YEARS. 👀👀👀

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