Others would look at their soupy brown dinner sadly. Not me #faecaltransplant
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Replying to @caitlinmoran
Remembering that time we shared a pudding (I believe it was some sort of hipster tapioca) and you blithely described it as “bummy”
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Replying to @laurenlaverne
I once spent A WEEK lovingly preparing a Christmas ham for my family. Brine, boil, glaze, stud, bake. Brought it to the table with a cheerful "It smells of my bum - but it's delicious." Not a single. Slice. All. Christmas.
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