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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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Joined October 2008

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Sep 7

    Pretty sure I’m the only person in the world able to handle the fact that the table next to me are talking about faecal transplants

    9:28 AM - 7 Sep 2018
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      2. Fran Healy‏Verified account @franhealy Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Known as a jobbyswap in Glasgow.

        2 replies 1 retweet 32 likes
      3. Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Sep 7
        Replying to @franhealy

        DID THIS PROCEDURE DEVELOP IN GLASGOW? Your term for it suggests it's origins weren't ruthlessly clinical.

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      2. Lauren Laverne‏Verified account @laurenlaverne Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        They are NOT A THING. I don’t care what anyone says.

        13 replies 2 retweets 17 likes
      3. marnie chesterton‏ @amsterdammed Sep 7
        Replying to @laurenlaverne @caitlinmoran

        They ARE a thing and they are the reason you should never buy a second-hand blender

        1 reply 2 retweets 22 likes
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      2. onisillos sekkides  🦠‏ @onisillos Sep 9
        Replying to @caitlinmoran @pathogenomenick

        I think you’ll find that there’s more of us than you’d expectpic.twitter.com/bMpcp9wMOH

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. kerrie Davies‏ @kerrieanndavies Sep 9
        Replying to @onisillos @caitlinmoran @pathogenomenick

        For some of us faeces (of any and all descriptions) are our main topic of conversation, especially at mealtimes! #Cdiff #IAmResearch @HCAILeeds @drjanefreeman

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      4. Jane Freeman‏ @drjanefreeman Sep 9
        Replying to @kerrieanndavies @onisillos and

        In fact, constantly

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      2. Chev‏ @ro123 Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Def nurses, we have no limits and rarely get invited back to dinner parties!

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. sby12‏ @sby121212 Sep 7
        Replying to @ro123 @caitlinmoran

        How can I hang out with nurses? My late father (a doctor) balked at any potty talk round the dinner table. Unfortunately for him we revelled in it 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Chev‏ @ro123 Sep 7
        Replying to @sby121212 @caitlinmoran

        Hmm despite dwindling numbers there are still plenty around! Often to be found in a pub!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Jane‏ @Jane_934 Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Nah. My husband once observed that midwives are able to discuss any body fluid you could imagine whilst enthusiastically consuming a curry #teammeetings

        2 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Big Green Bookshop‏Verified account @Biggreenbooks Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        they're shit faced.

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      1. Lisa Halsall‏ @lisa_halsall Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Nah, I'm a nurse. We discuss this stuff all the time, while out with our partners, in a pub, with no thought to it being inappropriate. It's one of the best topics to discuss, I'll come to your pub and we can have a good natter if you like xx

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      1. Karen Hawksworth‏ @KarenHawksworth Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I’ll join you for lunch Caitlin! Long time colorectal nurse here - only blue poo will make me slightly twitch an eyebrow 🤪

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      1. Jonathan Whitmore‏ @JPWhitmore Sep 8
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        If you've had chrons or colitis you could probably handle it as well 😉

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      1. Johnny Sandes‏ @johnny_sandes Sep 7
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        As a nurse we have no limits or boundaries in our conversation. We don’t just discuss bodily functions we turn the air blue too. Then we greet everyone with our innocent pleasant smiles.

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