If you come to Belfast on a Friday night a woman will sign the stage and someone will vomit on a baby.
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I mean, the odds are on this happening again. It is going to be a Friday night in Dublin.
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And that baby is now grown and being auctioned on eBay as an authentic Caitlin Moran signature.
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I’m in the front row - I will try my very best not to vomit!
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I'm bringing my baby but she's 21 - we're in the balcony so the vomit won't reach you! Mom & daughter feminist night out
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preferable to the other way around...
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Where did you sign the baby?
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And that baby grew up to be Danny O'Donoghue. Lead singer with The Script.
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