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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett. Insta: mscaitlinmoran

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    Caitlin Moran‏Verified account @caitlinmoran Aug 24

    I can formally announce that today is the official beginning of Spider In The Face Season:https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/caitlin-moran-spider-in-the-face-season-jmmcc9m0v …

    2:39 AM - 24 Aug 2018
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      2. Brian O'Keefe‏ @rider45 Aug 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I’ve had a spider 🕷 appear in front of my nose as it descended from the sun visor as I was driving at 70mph, took me by surprise but I feel sorry for those who’d be freaked out by it.

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      3. CallmeAbby‏ @Abigail40ish Aug 24
        Replying to @rider45 @caitlinmoran

        I saw one on my car door handle out of the corner of my eye When I was driving, correction, heard it’s clomping footsteps first. Pulled over, jumped out the passenger side & asked a passer by to get it out for me!

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      1. MancJules  🏳️‍🌈‏ @MancJules Aug 24
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      1. regularuk‏ @regularuk Aug 24
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        i stopped walking around the house in the dark barefoot a couple of days ago

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      1. Jessica Sokolov‏ @SycoraxJja Aug 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Frickin hate spider season.

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      1. sarah sweeney‏ @newbs77 Aug 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Fabulous!not sure I’ll forward to my husband with arachnophobia though....

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      1. Foodwise Women‏ @FoodwiseWomen Aug 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Aren’t they wonderful; ridding the garden of other more destructive pests. Photo taken for grandson.pic.twitter.com/mt58nVVRJv

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      1. Liz Beresford-Davis‏ @LiztheFizzyWhiz Aug 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Sure is! Been there, done that...screamed the place down!! Hahahaha!!

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      1. ☾ Bambi Valentine ☾‏ @Bambicrazed Aug 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I’ve had one fall on me when I was in the shower... I was not graceful or dignified!pic.twitter.com/VJe2aCuBin

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      1. Hairs‏ @Hairs_ Aug 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        it's always spider in the face season if you're tall and live around my house. Or walk dogs late at night. Spiders are busy late, I find. Grafters the lot of them.

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      1. Gilliancheche‏ @gilliancheche Aug 24
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        🕷🕸🕸😱😱😱😱

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      1. kerrymckeown‏ @kerrymckeown Aug 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        I still use this article regularly in my teaching. Love it 😊

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      1. Loes van den Bogert‏ @_Loes__ Aug 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        It's horrible. I'm sending my dog out first. And I'm holding his leash up high to break those webs. I look like a fool, but it has to be done.

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      1. Max Richens‏ @runnerbrite Aug 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Only in town, out it the country it has been spider web on the head season for a month

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      1. kat‏ @missypips Aug 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        In kids play house I found some huge spiders I swiftly removed and remained centred....until my 7 year old started screamed “there’s a spider on your leg mummy” I broke into spider dance while shouting “where? How big ? Help mummy” she ran off returning with balls she threw @ me

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      1. Lesley Watson‏ @Saffysoot Aug 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Heard my husband shout last night as I was going to bed. He was a big old boi - the spider, though my husband is not slight either!

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      1. Judith Dowden‏ @jdowden_judith Aug 24
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        🤣😂🤣😂 🕷 🕷🤣😂🤣😂 🕷🕷🕷🕷😱😱

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      1. Hendryk Korzeniowski‏ @ScribblingGin Aug 24
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      1. Hannah Girling #fbpe‏ @threebearsbaker Aug 24
        Replying to @caitlinmoran

        Every year this happens, we live near woods so no chance of escape!

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