Jon

@caffiend1

Software Developer, Photographer, Skateboarder/Longboarder

T.O. & K-W, ON, Canada
Joined August 2009
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  1. 14 Apr 2019

    "I don't do the whole remembering stuff thing."

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  2. 15 Jul 2017

    Just saw a Tesla Model X all done up in Iron Man colors. is that you?

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  3. 12 Jun 2017

    "Is 'moonshot' a Canadian word?"

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  4. 2 Jun 2017

    "Nobody has ever accused me of being a pretty pony."

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  5. 31 May 2017

    "The best part about being an adult is that you can just give up & go to Denny's"

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  6. 26 May 2017

    Maraschino liqueur tastes like bugspray

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  7. 22 May 2017

    I've invented a new cryptocurrency: BeerCoin. Further details still need to be fleshed out.

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  8. 7 May 2017

    Thankyou and for the delicious spice rub! We finally got to use it tonight on some chicken and it was 🔥!

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  9. 5 May 2017

    "So... It's an episode of over here..."

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  10. 27 Apr 2017

    I can't listen to any golden age rap anymore without hearing . "Well I went to the hat-store/And I bought myself a hat!"

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  11. 26 Apr 2017

    "Did my interruption intterupt you?" "SURE DID. What can I help you with now that you've broken my train of thought?"

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  12. 15 Apr 2017

    No, one of the other guys on the team whose beard naturally grows in a goatee haha

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  13. 14 Apr 2017

    "Huh? No, that's just how my facial hair grows." "LIKE A VILLAIN!?!"

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  14. 12 Apr 2017

    I don't always agree with Walt Mossberg, but:

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  15. 6 Apr 2017

    "I don't/Know this song/I was/Not born!" My lovely wife singing along with Journey

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  16. 3 Apr 2017

    "I want pizza that isn't all up it's own ass about how fancy it is."

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  17. 8 Mar 2017

    When you get to the bottom of a 5km run all the way down and realize you turned the off at the top instead of on

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  18. 3 Mar 2017

    I can't feel my face when I'm with you, canker medicine

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  19. 2 Mar 2017

    "Apparently asymmetrical lop sided bobs with a shaved side on fine hair are complicated"

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  20. 2 Mar 2017

    Current mood: !

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