When the checks arrived, the chef was missing. I should have just given up, but I called them immediately. They spent 15 minutes trying to find out exactly what chef I had chosen. "Is it just a chef's hat?" No. "Is it the chef with pizza?" No. "Is the chef doing a-ok?" YES
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Finally the new, correct chef checks arrived, but as a final punishment for my impulsive dumbness, we then had to shred 1,000 chef-less checks, in small batches, or else the shredder would overheat There's an extremely valuable lesson here somewhere but I refuse to process it
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Update: a while back I told Christa this story for a potential Panic podcast (!!) she's working on. (The pitch: a podcast on the periphery of Panic. Panic Sidequests.) If you think a Panic podcast is a good idea, please like If you think it's a bad idea, please buy Transmitpic.twitter.com/YuHVgKMWqd
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SOMEHOW, a year later, there's more. We just ran out of chef checks, so it was time for a re-order! I decided to keep the awkward tradition alive…pic.twitter.com/MrHfeNUuTh
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we had good checks for years, but then we switched banks, and now they're plain and boring and i hate itpic.twitter.com/lMEtljVA2k
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I have pizza man on my checks too!
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Well crap. Now I have to figure out a way for Panic to buy something from me.
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I approve.
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Ayyyyyyyyyyy!
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