"If I Just Had Some Cake This Whole Situation Would Be So Much Easier: The Chris Davies Story"
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British accent in America. person. he/him 
Can be coaxed to express opinions, invariably my own. I do not click like.
Can be coaxed to express opinions, invariably my own. I do not click like.Chris Davies’s Tweets
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My frustrating loss of a colleague is the auto writing world's gain. Alex is a superstar, a fantastic and insightful journalist, and incredible to work with, and would be a valuable addition to any team. Plus you get cat photos!
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Welp, it was short but sweet. My position at SlashGear has been snapped by Business Thanos. Great fun working with @c_davies, and I hope we get to do something like that again soon. Here’s my last review for the site! slashgear.com/1173867/2023-m
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Rolling over my 2022 resolution into 2023, given I am still yet to become Best Friends with BTS
☎️ me ok
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Emme may have just set the new standard for comparing cargo capacity in performance SUVs...
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I spent some time in the @Cadillac Escalade V. There's a lot to like but those giant wheels...my kingdom for some more rubber on this thing. Writing for @slashgear on this one.
slashgear.com/1142826/2023-c
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So made an EV which can embarrass six-figure supercars in a straight line. went to discover what happens when you find your first corner...
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If - like me - you've admired Tori's incredible photography over the years, this is a must-buy
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Hey everybody!!! my sci-fi/horror photobook, Postcards From the End of the World is available for preorder through @carraramedia: carrarabooks.com/store/postcard we are working on getting international shipping, but we intend to have that added ASAP (I'll make another tweet when we do!)
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Epic car meets epic scenery. gets to the heart of the new Artura and why this hybrid gets performance electrification so very, very right
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The ever-astonishing has a frankly giddy experience at the wheel of the new Integra Type S, and it's enough to make me very, very excited to try it myself...
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Dammit, Mr Thomas Steven, stop telling people I'm dead
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The superlative-worthy takes on 's new 911 Carrera T, and makes a compelling argument for why base is always best
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When the M4 CSL meets the result is an epic first drive report and some of the most glorious photos I've ever seen of a kidney grille 😍 Let's go beast-baiting...
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This is really good and I can't afford one and that sucks
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Hive doesn't support underscores in screen names and I am personally offended
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Sad and angry today, and I feel like we've already spent far too much time in our lives that way
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Can't drive in heavy snow. Poor visibility etc. Only solution: stay in and drink wine instead.
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Feels like a snow day
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It's that time of year again, when I start thinking maybe I should have a lil gentleman's truck for snow plowin' reasons
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Please stop asking me to "throw it back" I will not do that
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Elizabeth Holmes gets 11 years for taking a couple drops of blood, and yet the government (I won't say which) pays me tens of thousands of dollars for each barrel of blood I bring them, no questions asked. Make it make sense.
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As with all of my writing, fiction and otherwise, this novel stems from a formative experience I had on a Dover to Calais ferry as a young teen, in which I thought "what if this ship was more sexy"
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Getting some potential-publisher pushback on my debut historical erotic epic "Big Ship Man Be Frisky" as there is uncertainty about whether the ship is big or the man. Frustrating.
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I will miss Twitter if only because it is the one social network where I can admit that I just spent 30+ seconds trying to edit out a mark in a photo that turned out to be dirt on my monitor
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Oh great, you all told me Twitter would die overnight and now I'm waking up regretting sending all those nudes to whoever runs the Discount Tire account
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I guess you can find me on Instagram (instagram.com/chr_st_pher/) where I don't really post much, or by following the sound of baleful howling down to the old watering hole where I have finally seen the depravity of my own cold reflection.
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I guess this is as good a time as any to discover if we're actually addicted or if it's just some sort of sick muscle memory that keeps us opening the app
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Twitter, you say? Yeah, I think I recall that.
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Look, I'm not saying if I had $222k I would be buying a 911 Dakar, but, if I was a wealthy fellow buying any 911 right now, this would be it... 👀
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Have you considered pausing to eat some delicious berries?
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Feeling kinda jealous that got to drive the new Civic Type R, not least because it sounds epic 👀
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If I started a substack but only ever posted 280 characters or less...
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Fun fact, I took these Polestar 2 BST Edition 270 photos in basically exactly the same spot as I took Polestar 1 photos on its first drive three years ago
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The 2 BST Edition 270 has a silly name and is a generally silly electric car, which is fantastic because there's still a weird double-standard about "fun" when it comes to combustion versus EV
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Y'know what else feels increasingly alive? The swollen belly of roadkill as the parasites gorge.
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If you're anything like me, your name is Chris and you probably deserve a cookie
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The best way to fight media elites is to have verified Son1c the Hedgeh0g tweeting about how the global conspiracy can be taken down if you'd only invest your life savings in a new crypto called $cumpickles
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From now on, any parody account must individually visit each Twitter user and hand them a little slip of paper with "Papa this is parody, forgive me papa" handwritten on it before they tweet. This is vitally important for trustworthiness.
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Assmann, you saucy little flirt
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