Phase 1: Nobody cares Phase 2: You get haters Phase 3: You hate your haters Phase 4: You stop caring about your haters Phase 5: Your haters keep trying to trigger you Phase 6: You start triggering your haters for your own amusement Phase 7: You realize you have better stuff to do
Phase 9: You realize we’re all just quantum fluctuations in an infinite multidimensional impersonal Kosmos. Phase 10: You stop caring altogether, but pretend to care whenever your personality and sense of compassion gets triggered by perturbations in the stillness of it all.


