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Molecular biologist, dad joke enthusiast, Texan and Texas history buff, non-believer, skeptic, fan of Pratchett, Asimov and Sagan.

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    c0nc0rdance‏ @c0nc0rdance 2 Sep 2020

    If you put a doorbell in your commercial, just know that I will go out of my way not to purchase your product or service.pic.twitter.com/DT07lv9nRh

    8:35 AM - 2 Sep 2020
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      2. Neato Skulleto‏ @mzuleft 2 Sep 2020
        Replying to @c0nc0rdance

        Or use police sirens in songs.

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Not That Kind of Midwife‏ @NTKOMidwife 2 Sep 2020
        Replying to @mzuleft @c0nc0rdance

        And honking horns in radio ads!

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      2. Motria *Банду Геть* Caudill, PhD‏ @motinka 2 Sep 2020
        Replying to @c0nc0rdance

        stop putting dogs, cats, horses, cows, or dinosaurs in commercials!pic.twitter.com/s91vqJnPd7

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      3. Laura Dekker‏ @LauraDekker1 2 Sep 2020
        Replying to @motinka @c0nc0rdance

        Anything with four legs and my dog barks insanely at the TV.

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      1. Harriett‏ @Clover54Draves 2 Sep 2020
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        Very handsome dogs.

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      1. Dr. Darren Abbey‏ @thebiologistisn 2 Sep 2020
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        Cars honking or sirens on the radio (while I'm driving). Irritates the heck out of me.

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      1. Phil Goldstein‏ @pgold1230 2 Sep 2020
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        Doorbells make my cat nuts. Immediately heads for under the bed.

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      1. CTA‏ @CADoc77 2 Sep 2020
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        🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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      1. Vicky Tuite is vaxed but still wearing a mask  🖌‏ @vixter55 2 Sep 2020
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        Back when I listened to the car radio, a siren in a commercial was just as bad. I had a dog that would run to the front door when she heard a doorbell on TV. We didn't have a doorbell on our house.

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      1. S George Showery‏ @ShoweryGeorge 2 Sep 2020
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        My dog goes beserk everytime she hears a doorbell on tv commercials. I don't even have one for that reason.

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