Dear UK mail man, please don’t wake me up from my perfectly timed nap next time 

You don't seem very obsessed with delivering my package or replying to my queries.
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Hi Simon, I sincerely do apologise for the delay in responding. However, I have now confirmed your delivery. Please check your DM. Thanks, Nuel.https://twitter.com/messages/compose?recipient_id=467277601 …
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