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    1. Joel D. Anderson‏Verified account @byjoelanderson 27 May 2018

      Joel D. Anderson Retweeted Megan McArdle

      this is the kinda tweet you’d expect from someone generally unaware that non-white people exist.https://twitter.com/asymmetricinfo/status/1000745664102486016 …

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      Megan McArdleVerified account @asymmetricinfo
      I am struggling to imagine what sort of army could be fielded by the "twee cosmopolitan elite" side of America's culture war. https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1000743583161507841 …
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    2. Joel D. Anderson‏Verified account @byjoelanderson 27 May 2018

      it’ll be liberal cosmopolitan elites in one corner vs. working-class roughnecks in the other. black people will provide the gatorade, i guess.

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      Joel D. Anderson‏Verified account @byjoelanderson 27 May 2018

      so in "red state" texas, per their ridiculous examples, they think residents in reliably blue houston, dallas, san antonio and austin are about to get down and lay down for an insurrection led by plano, wichita falls and amarillo? Even as a thought exercise, this is stupid.

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        1. Nick Isaac‏ @thenickisaac 27 May 2018
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          The crux of these exercises supposes that the army and police will just join the insurrectionists, and it's like 'Didn't ya'll see The Rock?'

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        1. Rian Eiru‏ @rianeiru 27 May 2018
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          To paraphrase Rick from Casablanca, there are certain sections of Houston that I wouldn't advise any neo-Confederates to try to invade.

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        1. Daniel Rogers‏ @thecla923 27 May 2018
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          Me waiting on these suburban white folks to show up on the south side of Chicago looking for smoke.pic.twitter.com/YO4KTx2S72

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        2. Michael Tracey's Thesaurus‏ @vox_publius 28 May 2018
          Replying to @Chopsssss_ @byjoelanderson

          Houston too. I've owned a .22 literally since I was born.

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        1. Todd G‏ @toddaago 27 May 2018
          Replying to @byjoelanderson

          And most likely, we will get our arms from the government/military. I like our tanks/bombers better than whatever they might have in their private holdings.

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        1. GR3AT Brittain‏ @Lemehol_A_dollA 27 May 2018
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          lmfaooooo

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        1. the Half-Vaxxed Tallest‏ @spooknine 27 May 2018
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          Now this tweet has me thinking about who would win in a fight between Bryan and College Station.

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        1. MZS‏ @mattzollerseitz 27 May 2018
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          There's a hell of a lot of Blue Dog Democrats down there with their own arsenals.

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