Aaron Schmidt

@byaaronschmidt

Lawyer. Writer. Punching bag for two small children.

Cleveland + Columbus

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  1. Even my lawyering skills and masterful use of leading questions cannot break my 2-year-old daughter. "Who is your favorite Daddy?" "Mommy."

  2. The Easter Bunny doesn't talk, so here are the kids awkwardly looking at each other like, What do we do now?

  3. "Daddy, I wead to you."

  4. Last year, we said next year. Well, it's next year.

  5. This is how lovely the sunshine felt today.

  6. When the 2-year-old calls you out in the bookstore.

  7. Thank you, Harper Lee.

  8. This girl is in love with snow.

  9. Overheard my wife give our 5-year-old this instruction on cleaning his room: "Start with your clothes, then move on to your weapons."

  10. You know you have awesome friends when you are surprised with a book in your mailbox.

  11. The only thing better than writing is helping a friend with their writing. And kombucha.

  12. Just came out of my office and found this on my windshield. There are still a lot of beautiful people in the world.

  13. Retweeted

    . recalls being in school and watching the Challenger tragedy unfold on television:

  14. Retweeted

    “Someone switched off the TV. The mission was over.” recalls the Challenger tragedy

  15. "Daddy, he's called Hands Head. That's 'cuz he's got two hands on his head."

  16. We saw the sun today! It was everything we had dreamed it would be.

  17. I wrote a piece about watching the Challenger disaster live in school, 30 years ago today.

  18. When you can't wait to get your hands on a new book.

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