Playing hide and seek I hid inside a bush that turned out to be Very Sharp and I was so dedicated to the game I stayed in it despite getting a massive cut on my arm
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I was eating chips and forgot to pull my fingers out of my mouth before biting on them.
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One time on the 4th of July I decided to run as fast as I could for no reason down an empty street. But I was TOO FAST and fell and sprained my ankle so badly that it turned black and swelled to the size of a grapefruit. I went back to the party,drank gin and put peas on it.
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When I was 10 in my backyard, I actually did that fuckin' Sideshow Bob-ass thing where I stepped on a rake and it flew up and hit me in the face. I told my parents and they couldn't stop laughing.
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Hit a wet branch with an axe when I was a kid and it flew up and hit me square in the nose causing me to bleed profusely. It messed with my head so much that I forgot which house I lived in
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-At community college, day 1- Ceramics instructor: "now this tool is for smoothing and intricacies, but its very sharp around the edges so i wouldn't recommend-" Me: "sir can i have a bandaid pls"
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Reminds me of a fellow classmate in high school chemistry who saw the Bunsen burner under the crucible but still picked it up barehanded once the flame was turned off. In his words, after he realized his mistake, “it didn’t look hot.”
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