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Musician/Comedian/Theoretical Physicist. Kid band: @gobananagoband. Adult bands: @ninjasexparty @starbomb. Pod: @leightonnight. http://cameo.com/bwecht 

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined February 2009

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    Brian Wecht‏Verified account @bwecht 21 May 2019

    What’s the dumbest/most pointless way you’ve injured yourself?

    1:04 PM - 21 May 2019
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      2. 2021 Year Of The Rung‏ @SameAsItEverWoz 21 May 2019
        Replying to @bwecht

        Playing hide and seek I hid inside a bush that turned out to be Very Sharp and I was so dedicated to the game I stayed in it despite getting a massive cut on my arm

        2 replies 2 retweets 229 likes
      3. bury  🍃| i thought corona was just filler..?‏ @BuffAlgorithm 21 May 2019
        Replying to @SameAsItEverWoz @cyberdoctor42 @bwecht

        Did you win?

        1 reply 0 retweets 46 likes
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      1.  🔞Airie's sin bin 🔞‏ @theAirie 21 May 2019
        Replying to @bwecht

        I was eating chips and forgot to pull my fingers out of my mouth before biting on them.

        9 replies 6 retweets 334 likes
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      2. Josh Henderson‏ @Henderson1983 21 May 2019
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        One time on the 4th of July I decided to run as fast as I could for no reason down an empty street. But I was TOO FAST and fell and sprained my ankle so badly that it turned black and swelled to the size of a grapefruit. I went back to the party,drank gin and put peas on it.

        15 replies 7 retweets 826 likes
      3. Brian Wecht‏Verified account @bwecht 21 May 2019
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        This is great

        1 reply 0 retweets 226 likes
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      1. Sam Sykes‏Verified account @SamSykesSwears 21 May 2019
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        When I was 10 in my backyard, I actually did that fuckin' Sideshow Bob-ass thing where I stepped on a rake and it flew up and hit me in the face. I told my parents and they couldn't stop laughing.

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      2. Jacksepticeye‏Verified account @Jacksepticeye 21 May 2019
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        Hit a wet branch with an axe when I was a kid and it flew up and hit me square in the nose causing me to bleed profusely. It messed with my head so much that I forgot which house I lived in

        182 replies 303 retweets 12,463 likes
      3. Brian Wecht‏Verified account @bwecht 21 May 2019
        Replying to @Jacksepticeye

        OMG

        2 replies 20 retweets 1,719 likes
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      2. Sarah‏ @Astrofyre 21 May 2019
        Replying to @bwecht

        -At community college, day 1- Ceramics instructor: "now this tool is for smoothing and intricacies, but its very sharp around the edges so i wouldn't recommend-" Me: "sir can i have a bandaid pls"

        5 replies 12 retweets 607 likes
      3. LiLo‏ @cowbellfever 21 May 2019
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        Reminds me of a fellow classmate in high school chemistry who saw the Bunsen burner under the crucible but still picked it up barehanded once the flame was turned off. In his words, after he realized his mistake, “it didn’t look hot.”

        3 replies 4 retweets 166 likes
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