Playing hide and seek I hid inside a bush that turned out to be Very Sharp and I was so dedicated to the game I stayed in it despite getting a massive cut on my arm
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I was eating chips and forgot to pull my fingers out of my mouth before biting on them.
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I have done this!
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One time on the 4th of July I decided to run as fast as I could for no reason down an empty street. But I was TOO FAST and fell and sprained my ankle so badly that it turned black and swelled to the size of a grapefruit. I went back to the party,drank gin and put peas on it.
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When I was 10 in my backyard, I actually did that fuckin' Sideshow Bob-ass thing where I stepped on a rake and it flew up and hit me in the face. I told my parents and they couldn't stop laughing.
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I know someone who did that but by standing on the head of a large hammer thing she’d been demolishing a wall with. In her own words “the end of the handle punched me right in the cunt”.
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Hit a wet branch with an axe when I was a kid and it flew up and hit me square in the nose causing me to bleed profusely. It messed with my head so much that I forgot which house I lived in
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