Brian Webster

@bwebster

I'm a one man software company making OS X applications as .

San Jose, CA
fatcatsoftware.com
Joined August 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 4

    Survived a 5 day backpacking trip to Rae Lakes. Just had possibly the best shower of my life. 😁

    10 likes
  2. 14 minutes ago

    Pentatonix!

  3. 6 hours ago

    Hugs!

    The most recent text you sent is your presidential campaign slogan. Go.
    2 likes
  4. 13 hours ago

    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

    1 retweet 2 likes
  5. 17 hours ago

    This new Xcode feature helps to visualize your retain cycles, lolol

    37 retweets 90 likes
  6. Oct 15

    best thing I've seen today kid points at woman in niqab: mom! look! ninja! mom: uhh…errrr… niqab wearing woman: *strikes awesome ninja pose*

    8,340 retweets 17,052 likes
  7. Oct 14

    Statement from Justice Ginsburg on her protest comments: "My comments were inappropriately dismissive and harsh.

    260 retweets 364 likes
  8. Oct 14

    Remember when a presidential candidate had his campaign come crashing down after he made a weird noise? Ah, the good old days.

    1 like
  9. Oct 14

    Imagine no Trump I wonder if you can only Nobel Prize coverage & legislative plans Imagine all the children allowed to watch the news ooh oo

    what if we all just agreed to stop covering the election for the next month
    54 retweets 148 likes
  10. Oct 14

    What can I say, I'm always a sucker for some internet meme analysis.

  11. Oct 13

    🎉

    For those interested: Clinton said gifs with a hard "G"
    2 likes
  12. Oct 13

    TIL that passing the address of a __block NSError* local variable into an NSError** parameter doesn’t work so well. Or at all.

    2 likes
  13. Oct 13

    I highly recommend watching the speech gave earlier today. Cuts straight to the core of the last few days.

    1 like
  14. Oct 13

    maybe if you have to go around telling people you are rebels all the time your rebellion is lame just a thought

    3,726 retweets 10,446 likes
  15. Oct 12

    Next time you talk about trying to design something so simple your mother could use it try using a sewing machine you condescending shit

    2,184 retweets 4,284 likes
  16. Oct 11

    engineers right now.

    7,751 retweets 7,430 likes
  17. Oct 12

    At least one person got this! I was starting to get worried. The rest of you need to brush up on your Simpsons references.

    Snickers bars and Jolly Ranchers are sprinkles.
    1 retweet
  18. Oct 12 Chicago, IL

    *Tweets joke* *Five hours later* Goddammit.

    754 retweets 1,091 likes
  19. Oct 12

    This is why we can't have nice things, America.

    INBOS: Sexy Ken Bone Halloween costume
    11 retweets 23 likes
  20. Oct 12

    Oreo cookies are not a sprinkle. Captain Crunch is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangri-La they are, but not here!

    1 retweet 2 likes

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