so the plane can smell like the mall food court. jesus, can the passenger pigs stop eating for a flight?
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Basic Economy only gets access to thin-crust
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Also serving knuckle sandwiches
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Are "deep dish pizza" and "burger" the names of wrestling moves they're gonna serve us?
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@united Don't tease me with Uno's that's only available on international flights...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Fuck yeah
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PROGRESS
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Do you order before being "bumped" or after?
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