I don't expect musk's reign as ceo to be amazing or anything, but a lot of the doom and gloom about what people are afraid twitter will become easily describe twitter as it already is
Slamming your foot on the gas to ride into a wall at 200 mph in the final lap of a race because it worked in Nascar 2005 on the GameCube is a first ballot Dudes Rock Hall of Fame maneuver
crazy that in the 1800s platonic friends used to write letters to each other like “how i long to feel your warmth by my side and kiss your darling cheeks…” and now everybody wants to talk to the person they’re going to marry like they’re doing a parent teacher conference
Morality and Liberty endings both have what is basically "so here's this relatively happy ending... except these looming darker consequences".
Utility ending is presented kind of like it's the Good Ending with how barely it mentions it's looming darker consequences
People are like "ugh I'm leaving Twitter" but I just saw a viral thread where someone argued it's classist to know how to boil an egg. You can't put a price on this, you'll have to drag me out
I will never tire of this website. Someone will say “i love spending time with my husband” and the replies are all like “WOW that’s great for you but I am ALLERGIC to BEES”
the new overwatch 2 game mode where you fight over a robot pushing a wall makes no sense. Like, as much as the plot of the game is all set up and no payoff, the other game modes at least make sense in a (very) loose, in-world context
Age 9: there might be a dinosaur living in a lake in northern Scotland
Age 18: there might be girls at this party
Age 27: there might be a dinosaur living in a lake in northern Scotland
a popular twitch streamer revealing she has an abusive husband is weird time to post your enormous L that you were only supporting her because you thought she was single