Sara Burke

@burkesara

Software Engineer at MathWorks

Boston, MA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2011.

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    8. stu 2019.

    industry: would you like to move all your code and data to a rich man's personal computer? programmer: what no that sounds like a bad idea industry: ok would you like to run everything in "the cloud"? programmer: oh that sounds fluffy and nice yes please

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    12. pro 2019.

    Not sure why everyone is making such a big deal about the Pro Display XDR requiring a special cloth to clean the screen. These are the sorts of small everyday details your butler needs to worry about, not you.

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    9. pro 2019.

    “I can’t believe you actually remembered your Apple ID and password!”

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    10. pro 2019.
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    16. tra 2018.

    "how many servers could it take to turn on a light bulb lol" Philips: hold my beer

    Prikaži ovu nit
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    3. pro 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    Mine is "PrettyFlyForAWifi"

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    3. pro 2019.

    95% of coders excitedly shouting "ship it" have never seen an actual boat or the ocean

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    19. stu 2019.

    interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: look, I don't even have any plans for after this interview...

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    22. stu 2019.

    “We must release another iOS 13 update. This is the way.”

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    If we're being honest, most teams use DDD - deadline-driven development.

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    12. lip 2019.

    LEADERSHIP TIP: TO SHOW THE NERDS YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT JUST ASK "BUT DOES IT SCALE?" WHENEVER THEY SHOW YOU ANYTHING BLOWS THEIR MINDS EVERY TIME

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    5. svi 2018.

    NEW PULL REQUEST POLICY: ALL ENGINEERS MUST STARE ME DIRECTLY IN THE EYES FOR A FULL TEN SECONDS WHILE SWEARING A BLOOD OATH THAT THEY ARE NOT ADDING ANY NEW BUGS NO BLOOD NO MERGE

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    17. lis 2019.

    "Learn Kubernetes in 128 easy steps!"

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    9. ruj 2019.

    I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% touching base with you later

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    14. velj 2017.

    I’M CONCERNED ABOUT DEPLOYING OUR CODEBASE ON VALENTINES DAY WHEN IT CONTAINS SO MANY SINGLETONS PLEASE ADVISE

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    9. ruj 2019.
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    5. ruj 2019.

    Client: “Can you make the text fit?” Me: “Can you write less shit?”

    Ovo je potencijalno osjetljiv multimedijski sadržaj. Saznajte više
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    28. stu 2018.

    Attention devs. Someone complained to upper management that saying loudly "Ten points to Backendor" didn't make sense during Sprint planning. I've only got two things to say: 1. You have no appreciation for Harry Potter 2. Ten points FROM Backendor

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    1. lip 2016.

    EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING I’VE JUST HAD AN EMERGENCY MEETING WITH THE BOARD WE NEED TO REWRITE EVERYTHING IN GO

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    16. velj 2014.

    IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOMEONE CALLED JASON HAS BEEN ENCODING AND DECODING DATA IN OUR APP. PLEASE CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS

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