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Citrus grower. Deadspin editor. Hound wrangler. Critical media theory/forensics. at Ohio. Failed stand-up comic. timothy.burke@gmail.com

Tampa, FL
Joined December 2006
Born on September 17

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    I taught speech for ten years. Even my worst students would not have done this:

  2. Rock & Roll will never die

  3. I FOIA'd the US military's broadcasting network for complaints from American service members

  4. Donald Trump's right-hand man organized protests against U.S. Marines:

  5. NBC has gone 40 minutes now without showing any live Olympics. Diving, taekwondo, wrestling, hockey, water polo all happening right now.

  6. Weird how ESPN has a whole WWE section and yet they appear to do no actual reporting on it & everything is copied from WWE press releases

  7. Brazil police officer: "Who are the people in this bus?" Polish handball coach, driving: "Poles. All of them."

  8. His bike broke, so he carried it across the finish line

  9. Milo Yiannopoulos accused of personally banking donations to his scholarship for white men, and not paying out

  10. i got robbed at a gas station once, too

  11. Speaking of distances, this photo caption purports the exact opposite of what its perspective provides

  12. Meters are EASIER than feet, because Americans know how far ten, 50, or 100 yards are.

  13. Do Americans really not know what a meter is? Is "28 feet 9 and three quarter inches" really somehow more graspable that "8.78 meters"?

  14. Lochte: Brah, I left my medals in Rio! Phelps: Dude, can't help. I am happy and retired now. Ledecky: (sigh) I will swim back and get them.

  15. for a police force that apparently isn't getting paid, Rio sure has a lot of resources to chase down and apprehend dumb bros for questioning

  16. Every time they say "Rio Olympics" I think they're saying "Real Olympics" like there's an ersatz animated "Olympics" a la "Ghostbusters"

  17. I actually PLAY baseball & sign these for free. Wonder how much his game used memorabilia costs. Oh, wait....😑

  18. about 500. and i dunno, because i don't have time to read them all (obviously)

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