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Citrus grower. Deadspin editor. Hound wrangler. Critical media theory/forensics. at Ohio. Failed stand-up comic. timothy.burke@gmail.com

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 18

    I taught speech for ten years. Even my worst students would not have done this:

    36,032 retweets 38,581 likes
  2. 2 hours ago

    Rock & Roll will never die

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  3. 3 hours ago

    I FOIA'd the US military's broadcasting network for complaints from American service members

    9 retweets 12 likes
  4. 3 hours ago

    Donald Trump's right-hand man organized protests against U.S. Marines:

    10 retweets 10 likes
  5. 3 hours ago

    NBC has gone 40 minutes now without showing any live Olympics. Diving, taekwondo, wrestling, hockey, water polo all happening right now.

    11 retweets 15 likes
  6. 4 hours ago

    Weird how ESPN has a whole WWE section and yet they appear to do no actual reporting on it & everything is copied from WWE press releases

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  7. 4 hours ago

    Brazil police officer: "Who are the people in this bus?" Polish handball coach, driving: "Poles. All of them."

    Brazil customs: "What's in that really long bag, ma'am?" Jenn Suhr: "Poles. All of them."
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  8. 5 hours ago

    His bike broke, so he carried it across the finish line

    5 retweets 9 likes
  9. 5 hours ago

    Milo Yiannopoulos accused of personally banking donations to his scholarship for white men, and not paying out

    114 retweets 101 likes
  10. 9 hours ago

    i got robbed at a gas station once, too

    11 retweets 81 likes
  11. 10 hours ago

    Speaking of distances, this photo caption purports the exact opposite of what its perspective provides

    1 retweet 12 likes
  12. 10 hours ago

    Meters are EASIER than feet, because Americans know how far ten, 50, or 100 yards are.

    I don't know why people don't know that a meter is basically just a yard.
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  13. 10 hours ago

    Do Americans really not know what a meter is? Is "28 feet 9 and three quarter inches" really somehow more graspable that "8.78 meters"?

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  14. 20 hours ago

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  15. 21 hours ago

    Lochte: Brah, I left my medals in Rio! Phelps: Dude, can't help. I am happy and retired now. Ledecky: (sigh) I will swim back and get them.

    132 retweets 319 likes
  16. 21 hours ago

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  17. 22 hours ago

    for a police force that apparently isn't getting paid, Rio sure has a lot of resources to chase down and apprehend dumb bros for questioning

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  18. 21 hours ago

    SWEEP

    37 retweets 50 likes
  19. Aug 17

    Every time they say "Rio Olympics" I think they're saying "Real Olympics" like there's an ersatz animated "Olympics" a la "Ghostbusters"

    9 likes
  20. Aug 17

    I actually PLAY baseball & sign these for free. Wonder how much his game used memorabilia costs. Oh, wait....😑

    Tim Tebow already selling autographed baseball bats and balls for $300. - -
    212 retweets 288 likes
  21. Aug 17

    about 500. and i dunno, because i don't have time to read them all (obviously)

    how many emails do you guys get a day and how many of them are funny?
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