Brandon Killion

@btothekdude

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Joined August 2010

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    26 Dec 2017

    So DNA testing says I'm 20% scandanavian. Do I get to be a part of some secret club that gets a discount at IKEA or nah

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    The woman who embezzled millions of dollars in Haiti earthquake relief funds to pay for her own wedding wants to lecture us on Haiti. Hypocrite!

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  3. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    The Office is: a. A great show b. A ruthless prison that keeps me from ever watching new things c. All of the above

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    1. Some countries suck. 2. That does not mean the people seeking to immigrate from those countries do. Often, it’s precisely the opposite. 3. We shouldn’t use country of origin as central rationale for immigration or against it, which is why visa diversity lottery is bad.

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  5. Jan 10

    The Illuminati is very serious.

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  6. Jan 7

    I woke up this morning thinking one of my favorite authors, , followed me on Twitter, only to see it was some fake impersonation account.

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    Jan 6
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  8. Jan 6

    Took the test. I'd say the results describe me for the most part, except it says I'd be bored by European history which is absolutely a lie. 😤😤 Consul Personality (ESFJ, -A/-T)

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  9. Retweeted
    Jan 5

    hey

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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 5

    The battles for our hearts are fought on the pages of our calendars.

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  11. Jan 5

    There's a child riding a bike outside my apartment building with no socks or shoes on. But he managed to wear a huge fluffy coat? I just think his priorities might be off.

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  12. Jan 5

    The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness can never extinguish it.

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  13. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    And/or signs Trump is tweeting

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  14. Jan 2
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  15. Jan 2

    Do yourself a favor and get some flannel sheets for the winter. 😩 So good.

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  16. Jan 1

    Guys this is the best day of the year.

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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    This year, more people will use cocaine than read a book to their children.

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  18. Jan 1

    On a lighter note, this makes me laugh.

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  19. Jan 1

    Like, I get it if you're busy. I get busy. I reply later that day or the next. If you never reply or otherwise make contact, you might be a .

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  20. Jan 1

    I have lots of feelings about people who don't respond to texts.

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  21. Jan 1

    New year new me really wanted to flip off the guy who cut me off on my way home. Didn't happen though guys. No middle fingers were displayed.

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