Brian Sutorius

@bsuto

Every day I wake up and put on my gym shorts one leg at a time.

Joined August 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    e60 is here! We cover all of the WWDC announcements with roots in the classic Mac, Apple, and NeXT history.

    2 retweets 2 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Feb 24

    Wow look at our MVP

    27 replies 1,146 retweets 1,362 likes
  3. Jun 9
    Replying to

    nearly jumped out of my chair when this was a question on this week's

  4. Jun 1

    mom in restaurant: how’s your mac n cheese most precocious child: bland, tastes like it came from a box. can’t BELIEVE you paid $6 for this

    2 replies 8 likes
  5. May 19

    I am so proud to be from Cleveland right now that I will set the river on fire myself

    6 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 18

    When a woman tells a good joke online

    369 replies 7,826 retweets 37,370 likes
  7. May 13
    Replying to

    Delightful to see in an episode and remember that she looks like my mom did at that age. Happy Mother’s Day!

    1 reply 25 likes
  8. May 13

    Twitter search for “master of none ending” is pretty much what I expected

    1 reply
  9. May 10

    100% of the men I’ve recently seen driving cars with “no fat chicks” novelty plates have, indeed, been overweight themselves

    2 likes
  10. May 9

    Getting some quick lake miles in

    1 reply
  11. May 6
    Replying to

    conicidentally, you may wonder if getting taco bell the day after cinco de mayo is like getting candy the day after halloween, and it is not

    3 likes
  12. May 6

    some guy argued with the taco bell cashier that he ordered soft doritos tacos and she legit said “you ever seen a soft dorito?”

    2 replies 12 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 4

    My fav bar was bought out months ago. Just watched the new owner fall off a bar stool into a trash can. What do I do?

    1 retweet 1 like
  14. May 3

    Remember when Bryce Harper was selling hats that said Make Baseball Fun Again?

    Five home runs that explain the joy of watching Aaron Judge, by
    1 reply
  15. Apr 22

    looks like the write-in campaign for my favorite palm tree worked

    3 likes
  16. Apr 10

    this McConaughey noise at the end of that annoying wild turkey commercial is the new Goldblum laugh?

    1 retweet 4 likes
  17. Apr 8

    The dudes in The Chainsmokers are like jackoff gestures come to life and yet I still think most of their tracks are bangers 💁‍♂️

    1 like
  18. Mar 31
    Replying to

    Though for many reasons, being at Taco Bell as frequently as I am should count as work. (3/3)

    2 likes
  19. Mar 31
    Replying to

    I was initially going to say "at work" instead of "anywhere else," but let's be honest: I don't work, and I was at a Taco Bell. (2/3)

    1 reply 2 likes
  20. Mar 31

    Ever since installing a bidet at home, number twos anywhere else feel barbaric. (1/3)

    1 reply 3 likes

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