Bryson

@brysonholland

Let me explain…No, there is too much; let me sum up.

Las Vegas, Nevada, USA
Joined August 2007

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  1. Don't let your identity be defined by tech stack, programming lang, company or job title. Define it by your bracket and indentation choices.

  2. Pushing code and running database migrations while the boss explains the rules of presenting our projects. Cutting it close…

  3. War is Boring: The Green Berets’ Advising Guidebook Labels Marines as ‘Elitists’ They're not wrong. We're better.

  4. A good way to waste 3 hours: read and follow the documentation under the false presumption that it’s correct.

  5. Running containers in a VM for development: 1.7GB of RAM. Running just to write some code: 1.3GB of RAM. Thanks, Java.

  6. Only when Trump claims crime is rising, will Dems gleefully cite the plummeting crime rate. Talk about guns though, and we’re in a crisis!

  7. Will somebody please explain to my wife that the Man Cold is real, and that it is worse than a normal, garden-variety cold?

  8. If Linux users knew about jails they'd be using a better operating system.

  9. Dear elderly lady with a dislocated shoulder and poor hearing in the next hospital bed over: You are hilarious. Bless you heart.

  10. A recent post from Officer Montrell Jackson, who was shot & killed today in ... I'm in tears man. Jesus.

  11. Part of why I’m such a strong proponent of legal gun ownership. 911 and the police *cannot* protect you

  12. Dear , I caught 4 pokemon inside the secured area of the airport. What, exactly, are you protecting us from? Apparently nothing. Joe

  13. The Pokemon Go effect: two-day rally adds $7.1 billion to Nintendo's market value

  14. If you are a fan of baseball, "Fastball" on Netflix is required viewing. Just incredible.

  15. Baton Rouge PD looks ridiculous. I never wore so much armor in combat. This is their own community. (Photo: Reuters)

  16. This guy turned up at a protest with a mirror......

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