Matt Brownell

@Brownellorama

Matt Brownell!

New York City
Joined August 2010
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  1. retweeted
    Jun 26

    if gay folks can get married then what’s to stop me from playing as oddjob

    296 retweets 615 favorites
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    Jun 15

    One of my favorite moments in the annual sports calendar. In the middle of a delirious celebration, everyone boos.

    111 retweets 316 favorites
  3. retweeted
    May 14

    No one ruin this for him

    8:58 AM - 14 May 2015 · Details
    3 retweets 7 favorites
  4. retweeted
    28 Apr 2011

    Ed Balls

    56,374 retweets 28,532 favorites
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    Mar 30

    Me: I'm going to throw this old sweater away Singer from Weezer: hey I got a much, much more complicated idea

    1,439 retweets 2,882 favorites
  6. Mar 23

    when you know you fucked up the word but just power through and hope iPhone has your back

    7:53 AM - 23 Mar 2015 · Details
    1 retweet
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    Mar 10

    Let's compromise. Everyone can get behind an all dog Ghostbusters. They can bust the ghosts of all the Air Buds that've died. Ghostbudsters.

    20 retweets 78 favorites
  8. Feb 27

    despite all my rage i am still just a bored and frustrated business gorilla

    7:58 AM - 27 Feb 2015 · Details
  9. Feb 18

    "Unsurprisingly, the smart banana will also advise them to consume more bananas."

  10. Feb 9

    MATT'S GUILT-FREE COOKIE RECIPE: Just make regular cookies and don't give a shit if you get a little fat

    1 favorite
  11. retweeted
    25 Apr 2013

    "Hell is other mall cops" - Jean-Paul Blartre

    595 retweets 1,244 favorites
  12. Feb 6

    My office coffeemaker has an option called "Choko Van Latte," which sounds like Count Chocula's cosmopolitan son who refused the throne.

  13. Feb 2

    huh being gay sounds pretty dope actually

    1:20 PM - 2 Feb 2015 · Details
  14. retweeted
    Jan 23

    You know what they say, bros before hoes, I before E, land before time

    35 retweets 108 favorites
  15. Jan 19

    Remember that South Park where Cartman freezes himself until the Wii comes out? That's where I'm at with waiting 2 weeks for the Super Bowl.

  16. Jan 4

    What are you doing in Bad Boys 2 Michael Shannon

    10:53 AM - 4 Jan 2015 · Details
    1 retweet 1 favorite
  17. retweeted
    Oct 30

    look at this basic witch drinkin her pumpkin coffee

    8:30 AM - 30 Oct 2014 · Details
    650 retweets 799 favorites
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  19. retweeted
    Sep 2

    Why even breed raptors if the guests can't even see them. "Look at those trees move as we lower a cow. Isn't that cool?" Idiots.

    3 retweets 4 favorites
  20. Sep 18

    The most-ignored announcement in MTA history: "Do not display cell phones or other electronic devices."

    1 favorite

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