Brooke Weinstein

@brookealexa12

You Enjoy Myself

New York, NY
Joined February 2011
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  1. 19 hours ago

    This Mark Warner recap feels a lot like "and here's what happened last week on HOC"

  2. Jun 3

    I already want a bagel tomorrow

    1 retweet 4 likes
  3. Jun 3

    Gov ball 2017: why can't every band be phish?

  4. May 27

    You say Tomatoes I say Maynard's

    2 likes
  5. Apr 26

    My dad just asked me to go to a vegan food conference over July 4th weekend. What's a no-er word than no?

    2 likes
  6. Mar 26

    The guy at the Verizon store just asked if I played Forrest Gump's son in Forest Gump... Maybe I should start wearing makeup on Sundays

    3 likes
  7. Mar 4

    At 27 I file my own taxes, pay my rent on time and call my grandparents weekly but still can't seem to remember to put sunscreen on my feet

  8. Mar 3

    Welp I brought two novels to read on vacation, I'm 4 pages into the first one and drunk at 9:30 AM so

    3 likes
  9. Feb 4

    Found a cannoli in my jacket pocket this morning that I apparently took from a restaurant last night, so I'm doing fine

    4 likes
  10. Jan 21

    My tolerance for squeezing the loofa until there's no soap left is particularly low today

    2 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jan 16

    Nobody should be this proud of taking a shower but I'm gonna run with it

    18 replies 196 retweets 1,438 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jan 16

    We've had a fun ride ha.. This is the last day to vote so RETWEET this for the culture Joel Embiid

    169 replies 29,496 retweets 8,727 likes
  13. Jan 14

    Trust the Process

    fans! Let's help get into the 2017 Game in New Orleans. Retweet to vote!
    1 like
  14. Jan 12

    I should cut out the middleman and have my employer send pay checks directly to plz send help (and 15 unnecessary beauty products)

    1 like
  15. 28 Dec 2016

    Ah waking up on the inaugural morning of the best four nights of the year. This must be what Christmas feels like

    3 likes
  16. 24 Nov 2016

    Happy to announce I just broke my own record. 12:21 PM on thanksgiving and jeans are unbuttoned

    4 likes
  17. 10 Nov 2016

    Balsamic Vinaigrette is great in your sad desk salad, but have you tried just crying into it a little?

    4 likes
  18. 28 Oct 2016

    Life is what happens while you're waiting for the machine to read your credit card chip

    1 retweet 6 likes
  19. 24 Oct 2016

    Me trying to remember why I unlocked my phone

    1 like
  20. 20 Oct 2016

    The wolf was big, huge. But those pigs were asking for it, who builds a house out of sticks? Hillary and Obama, that's who

    5 likes

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