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@bromanconsul

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2011.

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  1. 29. ruj 2019.

    everyone smokes a bunch now and wants to die and has detailed opinions about art and it felt cool and interesting until I realized we're just Becoming France

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  2. 29. srp 2019.

    long year for the "I like everything but country and rap" crowd

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    27. lip 2019.

    Challenging my crush to a sword fight and losing on purpose so they can lift my chin with their blade after I'm defeated.

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  4. 27. lip 2019.

    ppl ask if I want kids and I say no bc I don't need any extra weight during the climate riots and they laugh politely bc they think I'm joking and I laugh politely bc im gonna beat them to the water rations

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  5. 19. svi 2019.

    John Wick stumbles bleeding onto the set of The View, every host draws a katana

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  6. 19. svi 2019.

    John Wick: [hiding from assassins at a Lady Gaga concert, turns, sees Lady Gaga] ... Stefani. Lady Gaga: [lowering pistol] hello, John.

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  7. 18. svi 2019.

    me, the one normal guy in the John Wick universe: welp, there go the assassins again

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    13. svi 2019.

    having a job is weird because we’re in the middle of a major extinction event

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  9. 4. svi 2019.

    if u stay off twitter for a day u miss everything, if u stay off twitter for a week u miss nothing

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  10. 27. ožu 2019.

    anime villain, about to win: don't you see? having friends is stupid. friends suck ass anime hero, suddenly pissed off and glowing with power: did u just say friends... suck ass?

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  11. 15. ožu 2019.

    gonna get high and cry at a space documentary, thats what I do now. theres one that interviews a woman who wanted to make the space suits as a kid bc she thought astronauts were brave and wanted to help, now she makes the fuckin space suits. r u kidding me. I wept in the theater

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  12. 4. ožu 2019.

    I would like to be Ratatouilled. where's the rat who's good at my job

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  13. 25. velj 2019.

    in 2072 it stops being funny. after baffling hollywood w his disappearance decades earlier, a survey team in northern Finland report sightings of a 38yr old looking Paul Rudd chopping wood in the forest. authorities mobilize but he disappears from his ramshackle home in the night

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    14. velj 2019.

    what else can be crafted from boyfriend material

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    2. velj 2019.

    Mercutio, dying, yelling at both Tybalt and Romeo: Both your houses are fucking canceled

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  16. 25. sij 2019.

    u are an energy being piloting a meatsuit. u are the infinite, the psychic waves of an eternal universe grown briefly self-aware, the living dust of a million stars and a million stars to come. but so anyways yeah three tacos and a loaded Jacks Munchy Fries thatll be it I think

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  17. 25. sij 2019.

    one bowl of Kashi GoLean has 52% of your daily fiber. eating it doesn't make u not hungry so much as it makes u a tree creature who no longer needs to eat. lil tip for aspiring guardians of the forest

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    12. sij 2019.

    people in fantasy novels absolutely love removing from their knapsack some bread and hard cheese

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  19. 7. sij 2019.

    props to all these new ice cream companies for figuring out that we don't care about eating Good Ice Cream so much as we care about eating A Whole Pint

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