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@bromanconsul

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  1. 20 hours ago

    [on my deathbed] at last, I am free from horniness. no more will I battle with The Thirst [the next day]

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  2. Apr 3

    obvious issues aside an apocalypse would do wonders for community theatre

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  3. Mar 19

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  4. Mar 6

    none of us do

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  5. Feb 26

    every time

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  6. Jan 1

    when ur custom character is in a cut scene

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  7. Retweeted
    Dec 31

    2018: THE YEAR WE KILL GOD.

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  8. 29 Dec 2017

    remember fidget spinners, was that this year

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  9. 28 Dec 2017

    as an optimist I hope u all find someone good 2 be horny with next year

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  10. 27 Dec 2017

    he was my debate partner in community college - kept the flask in his jacket pocket for team dinners, covertly slipping it out after the server left. I miss ben

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  11. 27 Dec 2017

    u meet a lot of characters in life but I'll never forget Ben, the guy who carried a flask of vanilla extract at all times so he could add it to his coke

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  12. 26 Dec 2017

    I'm gonna out-pizza the hut if it kills me

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  13. 25 Dec 2017

    refusing 2 endorse Last Jedi until we know what side of that union dispute Maz Kanata was on

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  14. 25 Dec 2017

    I am super out of practice, my communion dude said "the body of Christ" and I straight-up went "right on"

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  15. 25 Dec 2017

    just realized the catholic church switches up the prayers once a decade to snuffle out anyone who's been ducking the program

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    9 Nov 2017

    Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

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  17. 24 Dec 2017

    it is delightful how well Princess Bride holds up

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  18. 21 Dec 2017

    my fav thing about edibles is they either do nothing or kill you

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  19. 21 Dec 2017

    is mouthwash blue bc it needs to be blue or is it blue bc market research shows humans equate blue w "medicinal"

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  20. 20 Dec 2017

    I hate when I close my bathroom mirror to reveal a monster standing right behind me. can't stand it.

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